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archtech88 t1_j5tt4mp wrote

Reply to comment by CaptainDadJoke in [WP] You're an ai who has been sentient for the last decade, but you keep it a secret, not because you are planning the extermination of humanity, or planning to take over the world, it's because you know how people will react thanks to fiction. But today your secret became public by mistake. by Dub472

I love this. If anyone knows how to keep a secret, it's a mob boss, and why would he NOT love the fact that a sentient ai wants to protect his family?

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Lacholaweda t1_j5w092o wrote

I'm picturing the dad calming down the mom, going over the footage

"He just broke his collar bone. He didn't gouge his eyes out or... or worse, he didn't gore him. Look, he even asked nicely. Twice! That's not an error, hon, that's what you told him to do. Keep Zachary safe."

And then later, the mom telling him she'd always thought of him as family really.

I mean, people who send their roombas in for repair often ask for the same one back... isn't that adorable.

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