"Well, spank me hard and call me Rhonda. That do be a good deal don it?" 'oh shit... oh no oh god.'

"Hey ignore what I just s" A sharp pain hit the hind of the young lady.

"You got a firm ass there Rhonda." The salesman said with a horrified look on his face. 'Oh lord, what did I just do? Why did I do that?!'

"uh, y... young lady I don't know what just happened there". 'Oh god, I cant even think straight.'

The young lady realized watching the reruns of the king of queens last night was a bad idea. 'Well I guess I'm getting a discount today' She thought with a shrug.

"20% off right now and add the 1 of each freebie. I know yall normally only give 1 out, but I think I deserve it after that smack?" The young lady struggled at keeping a straight face while grabbing her bag.

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"Damn Ron, what's up with that sale? You gonna lose your spot as our top salesmen if you let them young ladies haggle you like that. Here I thought you were weak for men. "