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MrsGVakarian t1_jdsrf3r wrote
I love him
tauntonlake t1_jdsrpm3 wrote
holy moly that's a big 'un.
we've had fat raccoons on our trailcams, but not that fat.
DrunkCorgis t1_jdssqbo wrote
Oooof, someone overinflated that lil guy!
skimmilkislife t1_jdstqx2 wrote
Chonky trash panda
princess_kittah t1_jdstuwa wrote
roly poly!
im-scott9877 t1_jdsu16i wrote
He's never late for dinner
Used_Ad_3853 t1_jdsusgk wrote
Rotundity: maximum.
Aggravating_Door_779 t1_jdsvdvi wrote
Puffer coon
hilltop58 t1_jdsvf0q wrote
Round boi
Soft_Raisin5384 t1_jdswrah wrote
CHONK
Gwab07 t1_jdszvab wrote
That's a ball
Courtney_Gecko_Mom t1_jdt0yh5 wrote
Holy Fatso!!!
lik3r_of_things t1_jdt16vb wrote
Rotund
chibi75 t1_jdt1mkn wrote
Holy moly, that raccoon has been eating well. 😂
Barbie_girl_skate t1_jdt233n wrote
That is one sweet, tubby baby 🥲
GinOlive t1_jdt4gzy wrote
Yes. Me too.
Smtxom t1_jdt5sts wrote
He’s had first breakfast yes. But what about second breakfast?
cory_ander69 t1_jdt60on wrote
Ooooooooo he's a chonky one alright
Botany_bitch666 t1_jdt6ww4 wrote
So round 😭
Botany_bitch666 t1_jdt7036 wrote
No need to be mean he’s trying his best
daredeveildinva t1_jdt74xe wrote
Wow thus raccoon is a big old boy!
LindseyMorgan83 t1_jdt7ojs wrote
Chunkster!!
justreddis t1_jdt9b0f wrote
A round boy
Aged_Parmesano t1_jdtakn3 wrote
This raccoon is either pregnant or needs to go on an emergency diet fast because it looks like it's about to bust!
PepperUsual t1_jdtc3tt wrote
He's in shape. Round is a shape.
Engineered_Hamburger t1_jdtcpj0 wrote
Round boi
Bob64_reddit t1_jdtdfh2 wrote
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Dumpthechumpdotcom t1_jdtdwju wrote
Looks like he's cruising home after raiding the dumpster behind Applebee's.
Darkisnothere t1_jdte72i wrote
Dinner? U mean the 14th breakfast?
Trouttttttt t1_jdteboa wrote
ROUND
VisionAri_VA t1_jdtf9m3 wrote
Heckin’ chonker!
DietDrBleach t1_jdtff1i wrote
C H O N K Y
Active_Coconut5000 t1_jdtflel wrote
Why’s it so circular?
AboveAvgDad t1_jdtfm3q wrote
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Budget_Pop9600 t1_jdtfnm1 wrote
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Non_Music_Prodigy t1_jdtft84 wrote
Chonky boi
_spamton t1_jdtgiuh wrote
being that round should be illegal. Fire at will!
Supercraft888 t1_jdtgnav wrote
Woah, it’s very round
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I_might_be_weasel t1_jdtgsaa wrote
R O U N D
ThereAreAlwaysDishes t1_jdti2fc wrote
HE THICC.
PartyPsychological52 t1_jdti62w wrote
“That thing is THICK. The new Big Chungus.” -my 8 year old son, Jack
Spyro_Crash_90 t1_jdtidik wrote
Lol right? My first thought was wow he’s huge! 😂
Various-Tax-5755 t1_jdtirem wrote
He looks like a tick!
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OritionX t1_jdtj3ok wrote
Well fed boy
FushizenKurai t1_jdtjex9 wrote
Ah, a Raccorb in the wild. So majestic!
_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING t1_jdtjngu wrote
I don’t think he knows about 2nd breakfast, Pip
Shoehornblower t1_jdtjou6 wrote
Chonker
Comfortable_Hat_4440 t1_jdtjy7w wrote
It is I, the frenchiest fry
Catisbackthatsafact t1_jdtk3qv wrote
More like fatcoon! lol
Kfeugos t1_jdtkh96 wrote
It’s spherical!!!
SlurpinAnalGravy t1_jdtklqw wrote
Floof.
tykillacool23 t1_jdtl0sp wrote
Absolute unit.
Horic_Beige_goat t1_jdtl2zd wrote
rotund
thusnewmexico t1_jdtlp0h wrote
If not frien, then why frien shaped?
alwaysZenryoku t1_jdtlyjd wrote
Camera adds like 10 pounds…
_byetony_ t1_jdtlymw wrote
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Bobthedog3213 t1_jdtm8t3 wrote
SupremeMemeCreamTeam t1_jdtmxl3 wrote
Wound :>
lazyllama13 t1_jdtn5dq wrote
That's a chonk
rpadilla388 t1_jdtng8h wrote
*S P H E R I C A L *
itsarah95 t1_jdtnnyn wrote
chumby
itsarah95 t1_jdtnowp wrote
SPHERICAL
Gikie t1_jdtp6qp wrote
Chungas
lollipopfiend123 t1_jdtqawp wrote
ROUND 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 SHAPE
Maggiegie t1_jdtqlrz wrote
kiwi
missfije t1_jdtt1t8 wrote
I thought I was still on r/squishmallows for a second there
karensmiles t1_jdtubkd wrote
Camera adds 25 pounds!
druscarlet t1_jdtv7kb wrote
Someone is eating well.
BraindeadBanana t1_jdtvd4a wrote
Lawd he comin
fulloffsweets t1_jdtvlcr wrote
I want to cuddle him
Bocote t1_jdtx1eo wrote
The chonk insulates. lol
Panchito6968 t1_jdtx7h8 wrote
bamketbal
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thewholeenchelada675 t1_jdtxzd3 wrote
I kinda don't like coons. They killed 3/5 of my chickens. Now we get no eggs.
tycp00 t1_jdtzoyo wrote
Oh lawd, he comin
Woolilly t1_jdtzwp1 wrote
Friend shaped!
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EWSflash t1_jdu0h42 wrote
Chubby little sucker!
oneislandgirl t1_jdu16p4 wrote
Seems pretty well fed.
kilboi1 t1_jdu2nar wrote
My brain : HEDGEHOG
ChaoticKore t1_jdu2q7h wrote
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chii_hudson t1_jdu2r1m wrote
That’s no moon, it’s a raccoon
snoutpower t1_jdu3hpc wrote
Thiccoon
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Raist14 t1_jdu5rqy wrote
Is the trail cam right next to a dumpster at a donut shop?
raiderkev t1_jdu690k wrote
Absolute RacUnit
Concerned-Pillow-Bot t1_jdu8i8b wrote
HIT SPHERES, BROTHER, HIT SPHE-
IT’S SPHERICAL
fattymcelbows t1_jdua2ia wrote
pusheen ass lookin mfer
No_Vegetable_8945 t1_jduc428 wrote
CHONKY
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GlowingCurie t1_jdudy4q wrote
Wow, he’s chonk…
SatansAdvokat t1_jdue14g wrote
That's not a racoon, that's "The Coon"
micke_i_backen t1_jdue480 wrote
Chonk
Ashamed-Security-684 t1_jdufaho wrote
Thickkkkkkk
Zorothegallade t1_jdugpld wrote
Criminally round
i_heart_squirrels t1_jdujvvj wrote
Wow that’s a lot of puff
crystalfairie t1_jduldvk wrote
Food. Lots of food
nicolelovescupcakes t1_jdulf7s wrote
That's a fat raccoon, not judging just making an observation.
MoonDancer2121 t1_jduq5v8 wrote
He's a whopper! Looks like he found him some good grazing places. Or maybe it's a she, soon to be a momma?
AbrahamLingam t1_jdurbw5 wrote
Racccoon
livesnearthecity t1_jdurn5q wrote
CHONK
bad2behere t1_jdusjn6 wrote
That raccoon is a-round out there
Tru3insanity t1_jdutbx9 wrote
Oh lawd he comin!
Courtney_Gecko_Mom t1_jduwgra wrote
Lol I know wasn’t trying to be mean I call every chubby animal like that fatso including my own dog and cat they are just as chubby as that raccoon
Just_Ban_Me_Already t1_jduwj4r wrote
The body is round.
Frumple-McAss t1_jduwlgb wrote
Gimmie da gorbage
Hashashin455 t1_jduzpff wrote
One chonky boy
DeltaMush t1_jdv2gng wrote
I like how his head flows into his body in this seamless shape.
[deleted] t1_jdv2pkl wrote
That's one big racoon.
DAGanteakz t1_jdv2z4s wrote
Puff Ball variety.
cassagemauvais t1_jdv5zod wrote
awwwwwwwwwwwww
GIRLSLIKEMELIKECRYPO t1_jdv667e wrote
He’s a potato
MaximoEstrellado t1_jdv7inp wrote
Ok but what about the other 30?
FnkyTown t1_jdv9m14 wrote
Not pregnant. Just eatin good.
Ready-Scientist7380 t1_jdvaamj wrote
Is he waddling or was he caught mid-roll?
pieeatingchamp t1_jdvd2gz wrote
Man, Rocket really let himself go after GotG3 filming
heliosprimus t1_jdvgwz9 wrote
Chonkey Mcthick'uns
WantedMirage t1_jdvlg4z wrote
You caught me slippin!!
j0a3k t1_jdvprh9 wrote
I'm pretty sure this raccoon was already on 4th breakfast by the time 2nd was mentioned.
SeriouslyTho-Just-Y t1_jdvps3f wrote
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sethn211 t1_jdvv1sn wrote
So how many cameras are on him, anyway?
Bleejis_Krilbin t1_jdwc58n wrote
Look at that unit of a coon.
M3atpuppet t1_jdwex0z wrote
He must have access to some sumptuous trash. Do you live near a Chinese buffet?
KrazyMike413 t1_jdwl2qz wrote
That is one rotund racoon.
Dopamine_Bunny t1_jdwnnco wrote
Round boi
Gummy-Sharks t1_jdwrbta wrote
Rotund
i_lovecatss t1_jdx2css wrote
that is one chonky boi
Long_Hyena1125 t1_jdx81r5 wrote
Meatball
Streacher t1_jdxwa0x wrote
Chunga raccoon!
Raccoon_Army_Leader t1_jea422k wrote
Oh boi he’s lovely
Frankieismyname t1_jdsrd8x wrote
One chonky boi