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FriedScrapple OP t1_iuaez42 wrote

Reply to comment by NationalMyth in Nice espantoon by FriedScrapple

Sure, but she’s also the State’s Attorney for the next two months. It’s undignified. One thing about Ivan Bates, I don’t think we will see him dressing up like sexy Abe Lincoln, flipping off people at a bar or calling people hookers.

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stoolsample2 t1_iual38m wrote

A sexy Abe Lincoln? That would be “interesting.” But don’t give him any ideas. He’s probably on this subreddit getting ideas on how to do his new job.

And Happy Cake-day!

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frolicndetour t1_iuatpts wrote

Thiru would probably try that, though, although maybe just calling hookers instead of calling people hookers.

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FriedScrapple OP t1_iuawh5r wrote

You know he went to his share of pimp-and-ho parties in college.

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frolicndetour t1_iuawsnd wrote

Yea but he was definitely the creepy guy in the corner that the girls gave a wide berth to.

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FriedScrapple OP t1_iuax2xt wrote

Major “pantsless Ted Cruz in a smoking jacket walking the women’s floor at Princeton” vibes.

Oo I think I just found my costume!!

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frolicndetour t1_iuaxfmj wrote

Oh my God, hahaha. YES. Those stories from Ted's college roommate were comedy gold and I def get similar vibes from our perennial loser.

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NationalMyth t1_iuai4fp wrote

Sexy Abe Lincoln, crude gestures, name calling.... One of these things is not like the other 🫠

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FriedScrapple OP t1_iuar3hz wrote

All three are things that it’s embarrassing for your city’s indicted State’s Attorney to be doing. In addition to being bad at her actual job.

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