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NewrytStarcommander t1_j1bhf0v wrote

They were raptured. You heathens are the only ones "left behind"

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EOD_Dork t1_j1bmzq8 wrote

Are you a bot, or do they have reddit in heaven?

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NewrytStarcommander t1_j1bndsp wrote

We have reddit. There's a lot else to do so we don't spend a ton of time on here like you earthlings. But it's my day off from sitting at the right hand so scrolling through the feed to see what's going on.

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EOD_Dork t1_j1bosic wrote

Seems legit. Do you have any literature that I may peruse?

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NewrytStarcommander t1_j1bprma wrote

Yeah- we put out this holy bible thing a while back lays out the whole deal; everybody keeps saying we should put it on tiktok for gen z and what not but those of us in charge aren't digital natives, and the new one are still sort of just wondering around looking at the nekkid angels so nothing ever gets done

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ThisAmericanSatire t1_j1cub2l wrote

>You heathens

Do you mean "us heathens", or are you redding from the great hereafter?

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