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bartbeer t1_j14gqf7 wrote

Have you tried any of the strip clubs on the block?

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Gullil OP t1_j14gvpd wrote

Well yea but we only get a 10 min break. Still was able to finish though.

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1platesquat t1_j14yyy0 wrote

Jesus why does jury duty have to be so miserable.

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OptimusZombiieee t1_j1533gw wrote

Wait till you find out about juror nullification, that’ll show ‘em.

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Lord_Orx t1_j15t84a wrote

I have jury duty tomorrow and was wondering if knowing what that is disqualifies me from being a juror.

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okdiluted t1_j15txbt wrote

do not under any circumstances tell anyone you know what it is, otherwise you'll be immediately disqualified. that's the kind of info you keep zipped until it's time to actually use it

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Dr_Midnight t1_j154lnf wrote

> Well yea but we only get a 10 min break. Still was able to finish though.

Finished in 10 minutes? Well done.

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Gullil OP t1_j159hyz wrote

So, I was called for jury duty today, and let me tell you, I was not excited about it. Spending all day in a stuffy courtroom listening to boring testimony? No thanks.

But I had a plan. I heard there was this strip club not too far from the courthouse, and I figured I could sneak out during lunch breaks and catch a quick show. And that's exactly what I did.

Each day, as the rest of the jurors headed to the cafeteria for lunch, I snuck out the back door and headed to the strip club. I loved the cool air conditioning and the dancers. And today, I splurged and paid for a private dance in the VIP room. It was amazing. The dancer was gorgeous and put on a really seductive show for me.

But my luck eventually ran out. During today's trial, the judge called me up to the stand as a witness. I was a mess. I could barely focus, thanks to the heat in the courtroom and the previous night's activities in the VIP room.

The defense lawyer saw that something was off and grilled me. Eventually, the truth came out. I was found in contempt of court and sentenced to a week in jail. All because I wanted to have a good time at the strip club instead of fulfilling my duties as a juror.

And as I sit in my cell, regretting my poor judgment and the fun I had at the strip club, I swear I will never let my desires get in the way of my responsibilities again.

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wbruce098 t1_j16qi4v wrote

I’m glad wifi in jail seems to be better at least. Sounds like a win to me…

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bitchmaster_general t1_j159cjz wrote

Lol. I missed a week of working at Hustler for jury duty once a few years ago. I was sad. I have jury duty after the new year. This is a side question but did they raise the pay? It was $11 a day when I was on jury.

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TheBananaStan t1_j15cpqb wrote

I really hope this comment is in reference that that man on this sub who was asking about best Thursday lunch specials at strip clubs 😂😂

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