I am a desegregated lesbian male who identifies as a tyrannosaurs erector set.

My star sign is banana.

My gemstone is potato.

My spirit animal is Bill Murray.

Politically I consider myself a bipartisan upward swinging inconsequent.

Religiously I’m Facebook friends with Jesus, but we don’t talk as often as we should.

Sports wise I’m a Ravens and Orioles fan. In THAT order.

I also like pizza.