You want brainless action where two-fisted threat-snarling he-men get the drop on one another with laser pistols while spaceships whirl hopelessly to shrieking destruction in deathtrap gravity wells and the lone pneumatic schoolgirl love interest screams and turns her ankle running away from the lust-driven chief robot, you want somebody other than Asimov. Fortunately, there's plenty of it out there for you.