Submitted by thencerepaint t3_1142bah in boston
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HelicopterThink9958 t1_j8wckdc wrote
I wish I had an award for this
CplFrosty t1_j8u273d wrote
I think you need to go to jail for this… not for long but there must be consequences.
Middle-Example6618 t1_j8u5s2x wrote
This is why they used to send people to Australia.
corned_beef_balls t1_j8tvkw7 wrote
I gagged
charons-voyage t1_j8u23bi wrote
You’re not supposed to stick the entire clamsicle in your mouth, just the tip is fine
HelicopterThink9958 t1_j8wcgcx wrote
You need to breathe through your nose!
Boston617_19 t1_j8tu9nf wrote
Think we need a bowl of crushed oyster crackers to cover that clamsicle in . . . . . Nothing like a cold crunchy clam on a hot summer day.
HelicopterThink9958 t1_j8wcetl wrote
Cold crunchy clam is how I will be referring to the lady bits from now on.
Middle-Example6618 t1_j8u5m8e wrote
Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass GO. Do Not Collect $200.
RailRoad_Candy t1_j8wwx0c wrote
When all the new college students post "Moving to Boston. What can I expect?" threads this July, this must be the response.
liberpaz t1_j8zu8je wrote
If i wrote 'this is what new college students should expect' every week in variations with different accounts, this could make it in their algorithm. More importantly, is this s good use of my free time?
RailRoad_Candy t1_j91pjip wrote
YOU KNOW IT IS!!! HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT??!
liberpaz t1_j93xzpl wrote
Lmao this is why I am single
phaedrus71 t1_j8tw4lo wrote
You forgot to crust it in crushed oystah crackahs
Middle-Example6618 t1_j8u5owp wrote
thats the hard tack cone, for soft serve.
Eentay t1_j8weuwb wrote
Every day we drift further from God's light
Warglebargle2077 t1_j8uzfkd wrote
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…
Honclfibr t1_j8u8wvy wrote
You need to dip it in chocolate sauce so the chowder is a delicious fun surprise.
Abaraji t1_j8xiau0 wrote
Yes, FBI? This guy right here
candidcamerapeepshow t1_j8tus9h wrote
Dip it in chef boyardee
Eentay t1_j8weq6n wrote
Now we’re talkin
Sloth_are_great t1_j8v41dd wrote
Looks like vomit. What I want to do after seeing this 🤢
jpit55 t1_j8wab4k wrote
Prison.
Tiny-Mistake147 t1_j8tytau wrote
Might taste good tbh
bobmcrobber t1_j8v1i2f wrote
😋
c106mc t1_j8wxj45 wrote
Delete this
pomegranate-goose t1_j8xarjs wrote
This is why I moved
DooDooBrownz t1_j8xbbjg wrote
its got chunks just like ben and jerrys
uthinkther4uam t1_j8xlio5 wrote
God weeps for us.
I'll take 5.
JoJo_____ t1_j8zy36w wrote
Oh my god, what have you done?
Bongusman62 t1_j8w8ciz wrote
Healthy Request
print_isnt_dead t1_j8x4l7l wrote
Perfect for norovirus season!
Po0rYorick t1_j8xlmth wrote
Is this a paid Campbells post?
berriesandblooms t1_j8xrl6u wrote
Damn it. NO.
kauisbdvfs t1_j8xwvuw wrote
that's fuckin gross
Yakb0 t1_j8y7t4p wrote
Thanks, I hate it.
Many_Village_880 t1_j95gd6c wrote
Lol
AzorAham t1_j8tsopj wrote
Babe is everything okay, you've barely touched your clamsicle