Submitted by foxfoxxofxof t3_11lcka3 in boston

South shore: I was at this movie and a guy started throwing popcorn and yelling! It was ridiculous!!

North Shore: so I'm at the movies and all of a sudden I feel this sharp pain on my neck. I turn around and 5 rows back there's this guy half naked just whipping ball bearings at everyone and screaming. At first I think, well the movie IS Cocaine Bear so maybe this is performance art? No... Minutes later the 16 year old security guy rushes him and TAZES him! No idea how he got the taser. I'm thinking it's his own.

Anyway everyone starts clapping and the guy is flopping around on the floor like a dead fish and he shits himself. Thankfully it all stayed in his pants. Anyway they start the movie back up and I still don't know if it was real or not.

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