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jWalkerFTW OP t1_ix92m7f wrote

I’ve lived here equally as long and have seen them, but never to this extreme level

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hotaspee t1_ix93mgt wrote

fair enough, I just ignore them. if you really want to bug them you can ask them why they’re recruiting if there are only 144,000 spots in heaven and there’s 8.5m witnesses

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_rabidturtle t1_ix95rnb wrote

That's not really a 'gotcha' for them though. They believe most people will be resurrected on a 'paradise Earth' after Armageddon.

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parsley_animal t1_ix9gjrb wrote

Yeah lol I think the 150k spots are for the "executive" level of heaven that basically gets to run the goings on of paradise-earth after the apocalypse. But I think there's eventually an apocalypse sequel and the rest go to heaven or, if they don't do good with the new paradise earth, they all go to hell

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Essarray t1_ixa1fwi wrote

They don't believe in hell or a traditional afterlife. When you die you stay dead until it's time for God to resurrect you. At that time the meek shall inherit the earth and all the wicked non-believers get killed off. The 144k act as judges. Source: I grew up in said cult.

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jWalkerFTW OP t1_ix946kw wrote

Lmao. They don’t necessarily bother me, since all they do is stand there. But I have a close friend who’s JW family has only strengthened my position that they are a terrible, terrible cult

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purplegreenway t1_ixaemq3 wrote

Yes, this is what blows my mind. Maybe I'm selfish but my thought process would be, what if the person I recruit takes my spot?

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identicaltheft t1_ixaosvw wrote

JWs know if they are going to heaven or not. It's 144k over all time and the rapture happens when the last person of that 144k dies. Most JWs firmly believe they aren't going to heaven and they are going to be reborn onto heaven on Earth.

How did they "know" if they are one of the chosen? Fuck if I know. Heaven vibes or something.

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MindMugging t1_ix9hpyo wrote

That’s going to a pretty epic hunger game at the end of time.

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itsonlyastrongbuzz t1_ix9jkew wrote

Current Weather in Boston:

Temperate: 39°F

Humidity: 36%

UV Index: Low

Jehovah Level: Extreme

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