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Efficient_Art_1144 t1_j4lrno0 wrote

They gotta get the turkeys to develop a taste for rat flesh. Problem solved

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liyochka t1_j4majgh wrote

Gotta bait the rats with cocaine first.

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RelativeMotion1 t1_j4ndygq wrote

That’s how you get crack hawks. You do NOT want crack hawks.

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fordag t1_j4o77t4 wrote

What about cocaine bears?

And I don't mean down at Ramrod....

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fordag t1_j4o7245 wrote

"Carnivorous Turkeys Rampaging in Brookline, No One is Safe!"

Yup problem "solved".

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