Submitted by TrueBirch t3_zfcoks in dataisbeautiful
ReddFro t1_izbut1y wrote
Reply to comment by Not-your-lawyer- in Swans: The ultimate gift from your true love [OC] by TrueBirch
While I agree your historic lords would be very pricy, there may be some budget options.
- Do people like Michael Flatley - “lord of the dance” count? Not sure what he’s doing now but might go for less than $2k
- What about drug lords?
If we’re going with more traditional titled options:
- There are about 785 lords in the UK parliament per a few websites, which seems like a lot so a few of them might go cheap
- Also you can apparently pay to “Become a Lord or Lady” by buying a presumed title for prices like £195. Not sure its very legally binding, but this seems like a cheap route
prettyprincess91 t1_izc0ail wrote
What about edge lords? Can pay them in Cheetos and Mountain Dew
Thayli11 t1_izck5w7 wrote
I want 10 drug Lords a leaping, and I want them NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
TheOtherGuttersnipe t1_izd697e wrote
Call JG Wentworth, 877-LORD-NOW
Extra_Intro_Version t1_izckpsi wrote
Settle down Veruca
AuburnElvis t1_izc9gvw wrote
I bet they counted Jesus as one of lords and that's where they got the savings.
Redburned t1_izcycol wrote
Naw that “established titles” shit is a scam
Chemputer t1_izerieg wrote
>Also you can apparently pay to “Become a Lord or Lady” by buying a presumed title for prices like £195. Not sure its very legally binding, but this seems like a cheap route
Yes, and you can also have bridges and stars named after you, too. All of them are scams.
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