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dr-dog69 t1_jegzk4w wrote

Open up a 9v battery and tell us whats inside

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TheBestMePlausible t1_jeh292y wrote

A miniature universe with a planet inhabited by intelligent life who use kinetic devices to produce electricity which is rediverted to the little round button things on the end of the battery under the guise of "waste power"?

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TheBestMePlausible t1_jeh2gqk wrote

A single, tiny Keanu Reeves, covered in slime, with weird biomechanical wires attached to his back and scull?

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TheBestMePlausible t1_jeh359w wrote

A bunch of 1mm tall dudes in hard hats and yellow safety gear, running around driving little miniature forklifts carrying pallets of electricity, and when I peel back the sides of the battery they all start yelling at me in thick bronx accents, threatening to get the union reps involved?

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