Man I was right there with you. I was really excited by the idea of a PB&J pizza, maybe like a dessert pizza or something? I clicked for the inspiration, thought I got trolled, then realized what it was and wished it was something else.

A thai peanut sauce, some fruit to be the "jelly," a milder flavored protein like chicken...that sounds best. Maybe you could use sweet chili sauce as a finish for the jelly. I like thai chicken pizza with cilantro, and now I just want some chicken, peppers, maybe pineapple...yeah. That sounds good. Off to make a grocery list.