[homemade] lobster tail, whole ass half loaf of garlic bread, chili dog, melted butter, fermented rice water.barryandorlevon t1_j6bzhz9 wrote
“Whole ass” has always been one of my very favorite units of measurement.
xlaaane t1_j6c85gs wrote
but it’s only a whole ass half
usernametoolongtofit t1_j6crie6 wrote
Half ass, then
HYPERBOLE_TRAIN t1_j6ddn09 wrote
“Never half-ass two half-loaves. Whole-ass one half-loaf. “
-Abe Lincoln
usernametoolongtofit t1_j6de7iw wrote
Wise words from a wise man. So wise, in fact, that he saw bruschetta and knew garlic bread would become a thing a century later
Foreign-Hall-7378 t1_j6ddw3w wrote
Underrated comment I'm rolling rn.
itsgrace81 t1_j6c4t4e wrote
This is the whole ass truth!
jakebbt t1_j6crlxx wrote
Still needs a banana for scale to know the actual unit of measurement
SylvieJay t1_j6dd9b8 wrote
But that goes only with root beer?
MortLightstone t1_j6e4maj wrote
Never Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing - Ron Swanson
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