Submitted by wokeuplikdis t3_11d7mh7 in funny
bahardesty t1_ja7gbl5 wrote
I always thought that it was rare to puke and shit at the same time, like both events had to coincidentally line up like the stars.
Then I caught norovirus. The diarrhea was so bad, that the slightest pressure caused me to shit. Puking causes pressure.
The more you know!
Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_ja7tivy wrote
I had a friend once who caught a bug that made him do this. He said the best thing he could do was lay naked in the tub with the shower on... Shitting and puking.
Sounds like a bad time....
Edit: spelling
bahardesty t1_ja8ykte wrote
Yep. I didn’t know that when I kneeled on the floor to puke in the toilet with my ass facing the wall.
LuckyDoge21 t1_jaan2v3 wrote
The first time that happened to me I thought….that’s it…this is how I go
happyclaim808 t1_ja9d1kk wrote
I was listening to figarowa wile reading your post.....the action co insided with the kettle drums.....almost choked on my food..... you had to be there. Thanks, you made my day..... Glad your better now.
bahardesty t1_ja9v05f wrote
Thank you for the prayers
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