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Juho_L OP t1_j9xff39 wrote
The only reason he is smiling is that he's getting older and he knows this all will soon be over...
realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_j9xgom6 wrote
The crime he committed was called marriage.
Sengakuji t1_j9xh8r8 wrote
Its only 3,536 years of non stop watching.. he could have chosen worse
farkos101100 t1_j9xhcp0 wrote
Its him. He is the Real Phantom of the Opera
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Juho_L OP t1_j9xjaa0 wrote
3.8 years, but it is still more than enough opera-related phantasms.
Shadowkiller00 t1_j9xp8im wrote
Yes, if that's all he does 24 his a day, 365 days a year. Considering he must sleep and eat and poop, amongst other things, let's just say he only spends 8 hours a day watching. Then it's over 11 years of nothing but watching during every waking hour not devoted to necessities.
But what if he works a normal 40 hour a week job? Let's say he watches it once a day on weekdays and 3 times a day on weekends. That's 11 times a week. At that rate, he's basically doing nothing but that and work for 22 years.
I guess he could watch it once a day and it would only take 36ish years.
Edit: Relooking at the picture, it appears watching it may actually be his job. Let's say he watches it 3 times a day but only on weekdays. That's roughly 15 times a week, though he'd probably have vacations and holidays. We'll make a rough estimate of 15-20 years and call it good.
Juho_L OP t1_j9xpzot wrote
Are you sure it's his job and he is not in some kind of high-tech correctional facility suffering a punishment? A bit like a combination of a prison, a musical show, and "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" dystopia?
AdventureBum t1_j9xtdng wrote
Looks like he’s their lighting engineer.
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Borngrumpy t1_j9xyyef wrote
If he did the mixing for the broadway show it had a run of 13925 shows from 1986 to 2020. This guy basically worked his his entire career with one show.
Mijam7 t1_j9y5djx wrote
I should have read the comments before I did all the math.
ThanosWasRight161 t1_j9yc9wp wrote
Took my then gf to see Phantom on Broadway. Man, that was a snoozefest. Glad I caught Les Mis before it left. THAT was worth it. Tina is up next.
amillefolium11 t1_j9yrci1 wrote
If it's the Royal Albert Hall version, I'll give him a run for his money. You know what I'm actually gonna go watch that again rn. Perhaps I may even frighten away the ghosts of so many years ago with a little... ILLUMINATION.
GENTLEMEN!!!
(Bwaaaaaaaaa, bwabwabwabwabwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, badadadaBWAAAAAAAAA)
restlesswrestler t1_j9ys98x wrote
It has good songs. I’ve probably listened to Chess a few thousand times.
No-Way-4482 t1_j9yvdjk wrote
Still asks who the main character is
hereforbobsanvageen t1_j9yytwy wrote
That’s for sure torture haha
Juho_L OP t1_j9z0igp wrote
Has seen it for 13,000 times, but still gets disappointed when the comic strip character The Phantom does not make an appearance.
No-Way-4482 t1_j9z0p1s wrote
You have stumbled upon motive! Maybe he makes a cameo in the 13001 viewing
kyleharveybooks t1_ja16xoi wrote
For some reason I read this as he saw the Phantom Menace this many fimes
Bors713 t1_ja1vuxt wrote
Lucky bastard.
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