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gotora t1_j9wjakb wrote

Sorry not sorry*

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GreenArcher808 t1_j9wjira wrote

I chopped the top of my left hand middle finger off in cooking school. It’s weirdly liberating flipping everyone off for a few weeks while your finger heals. You also took a great pic here.

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Zubbro t1_j9wnsx7 wrote

I hope you get better soon, but how did it it happen to the most socially important finger?

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jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wo93h wrote

Ha ha, I love that classification of the middle finger. And it's so dumb, but I was putting away a ladder (we have one of those Little Giant ladders, so flexible but also very heavy), and there was some crushing. A very stupid mistake.

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Zubbro t1_j9wpe8z wrote

Oof, I see. Get better! But don't get used to this position too much haha

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SharpieBass t1_j9wlhhl wrote

Well, up yours too.

And hope you get better quick! :-)

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jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wlq11 wrote

Heh well done, literally made me lol

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SharpieBass t1_j9wn09m wrote

Look on the bright side….you can walk around for a month giving everyone the finger. If anyone says anything just say “it’s broken, asshole!” 🤪

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jdeeringdavis OP t1_j9wnu8e wrote

Right? It might take it more than 4 weeks to heal. Maybe *months*

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thieh t1_j9wm8fv wrote

The other option would be make all other fingers to be straight like that.

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Miserable_Bridge6032 t1_j9wt5ks wrote

I remember in middle school our music teacher cut the tip of her middle finger off while cutting veggies and the doctors surgically glued it back on, and she had to sit in class for a few days flipping us off and explicitly said “i swear im not flipping you guys off, i have to keep this elevated, doctors orders”. I mean the thick bandage kind of gave it away but it was still funny as kids.

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dblan9 t1_j9wplek wrote

Silver lining is you have a really great scratcher on you at all times now.

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Ramenmaster7000 t1_j9wt4j3 wrote

I had a cast like that on two of my fingers when I was a kid. I smashed my fingers. I was like a claw man I thought it was so cool.

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Admiral45-06 t1_j9xut5p wrote

I remember when I broke my ring finger and had the same device - but obviously not with the same effect as this one😅

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monkeyentropy t1_j9wq4xu wrote

The next four weeks are going to be really interesting

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NJ-B t1_j9wrx1k wrote

Piece among worlds

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Renoxrd t1_j9wtq6y wrote

Careful with that thing 🥵

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bradlees t1_j9wuglv wrote

What a bunch of A-holes. Transport all four to the Kiln

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ASUMicroGrad t1_j9wwz5e wrote

When you remove the splint moving your finger will be painful as hell. Might even be worse than when you broke it. I’ve broken 3 fingers in my life, so speaking from experience.

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Korean_Sandwich t1_j9xtqmy wrote

broke it flipping the bird. now rewarded by permanently flipping the bird

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