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OP t1_ja22id7 wrote

So like I know this post doesn’t belong in funny because it’s not funny but I was scrolling by the subreddit and was like ok there’s people here maybe they can help me figure this out, like if I’m actually high or making up this like dream basically??

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t1_ja232zc wrote

Are your eyes burning red like the devils dick in Death Valley? Does your stomach feel like speghetti? Do you suddenly want to listen to grunge music or jerk off? Are you simultaneously having a panic attack while laying on a couch watching family guy.

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OP t1_ja235lh wrote

Oh my god some of those things are true but they are true in this like fake universe I’ve created???

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t1_ja239qe wrote

Well first off, your not real in the first place. You just control a couple dozen muscles with the only mortal goal of procreation. Everything else is just automated to make you have the perception of thinking you’re in control.

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t1_ja24man wrote

I know what you mean and I understand why you would post this on some random sub because I’ve almost done it before. Anyone who has taken too many edibles knows that uninhibited urge to go literally anywhere there might be someone to keep you company and confirm you didn’t get yourself stuck in another dimension all alone lol

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