Submitted by SaintsNick94 t3_126jq0k in funny
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uphill-bothways t1_je9cgtv wrote
Report to fish & game
JazzyFay93 t1_je9crcq wrote
Any votes on what the city is?
asburymike t1_je9dka7 wrote
Birdman 2 casting call
nomopyt t1_je9dy2k wrote
Jacksonville.
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SlowbroBo t1_je9fj02 wrote
Portland
WarWonderful593 t1_je9fjl2 wrote
Looks like a black headed gull. In the UK that's a protected species so probably criminal.
JazzyFay93 t1_je9fmyn wrote
I’ve visited Portland once and this totally makes sense 😂
TWiesengrund t1_je9g97f wrote
Gosh, leave some ladies for the rest of us!
Naschka t1_je9grpk wrote
You mean there is a seagull and it is walking around proudly with some guy?
innerearinfarction t1_je9gyrg wrote
I wonder how the seagull feels about it
Gandalftron t1_je9h8sy wrote
Gross.
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TheSpiderEpisode t1_je9icmm wrote
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start. (Select, start for 2 player)
livi4479 t1_je9jqds wrote
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
Outrageous_Credit_96 t1_je9jyxm wrote
I don’t think that’s a seagull. Looks like a plover and they are protected.
Tongue8cheek t1_je9jz81 wrote
Very gullible. Doesn't give a flock.
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DeadCatGrinning t1_je9nb6a wrote
Technically thats a black headed gull I'm pretty sure.
DeadCatGrinning t1_je9nl4c wrote
Gave him the bird.
VulturousYeti t1_je9nt62 wrote
The premise to a stoner movie
Alcopath t1_je9oie3 wrote
Yeah, that's definitely a black headed gull.
Childe_Roland13 t1_je9opa8 wrote
[hjk] in fairness, it is quite the achievement, they're hard to catch. [/hjk]
sleeothrufire t1_je9q8h9 wrote
Portland
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drain7r t1_je9tmxd wrote
The fuck is with the overuse of tone tags lol
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Firm_Astronomer_8111 t1_je9vkt6 wrote
Did he tell you the name of it?
APuckerLipsNow t1_je9x8ra wrote
It’s his gull friend.
[deleted] t1_jea2707 wrote
Does he walk around saying “mine, mine, mine”
algierythm t1_jea555g wrote
Is his name Cliff?
MrEffenWhite t1_jea7lm3 wrote
We don't really have a gull community here. I've definitely not seen a blackheaded gull. But the behavior is very Portland.
allnightdisco t1_jea85oh wrote
He doesn’t want to be pigeon hold.
Best-Food-4441 t1_jea89ns wrote
Beat me to it.
EndersGame_Reviewer t1_jeaaa6n wrote
Time to check the comments to look for anyone gullible.
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Final_Interview_7243 t1_jead0is wrote
Is it’s name bird flu?
Few-Parfait4206 t1_jeadrgf wrote
Drug is a helluva drug
Heiny_Hound t1_jeagpl7 wrote
Little dude looks like a Pingu character
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Classic_Title1655 t1_jealic5 wrote
At least it's not a gun
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HumpieDouglas t1_jeasq3w wrote
Meth heads will steal anything
organmaster_kev t1_jeav0bq wrote
Nope impressive if you aren't near the beach...
Haywood_jablowmeeee t1_jeavznl wrote
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ghostfrog t1_jeb1ikv wrote
You know that towel is completely encrusted with poop inside.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeb21q2 wrote
I've got the same top but in tank top form.
ReadingFromTheShittr t1_jeb3ras wrote
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay cause the noise level alone on those things... I mean have you ever heard a gull up close? It's gonna blast your eardrums out, dude.
Otis_Firefly t1_jeb3wik wrote
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
Substantial_Serve_62 t1_jeb48sz wrote
New Orleans cause OPs username
Piece73 t1_jeb4jim wrote
Like he’s being methed with.
LT-COL-Obvious t1_jeb6a74 wrote
Does he have no knowledge of bird law? I mean the noise alone.
InevitableFly t1_jeb6kyj wrote
Florida Man has sex with his pet seagull
Emergency_Type143 t1_jeb6odk wrote
Modern day druid
DaRealFonz t1_jebec9d wrote
Shut the cluck up, this guy got a pet bird!
beachbabe1988 t1_jebev24 wrote
Yo, that's a penguin...
mfd418 t1_jebxdn3 wrote
You spelled beach chicken wrong...
UncleP24-7 t1_jec20s0 wrote
He looks like he should eat it.
Deathblo t1_jec26p9 wrote
She gives him pecks on the lips.
Loose_Law4321 t1_jeca1wi wrote
They are birds of a feather
AstronomerNo556 t1_jecg1bm wrote
That's not a flamingo thats a seal.
SmoothBrain1344 t1_jeck6h8 wrote
Can confirm, am the city.
stormingsteel t1_jecrqcm wrote
Homeboy is baked
Wouldtick t1_jecy7jv wrote
You can pet a gull’s eardrums, but never hear a seabird that is someone’s pet.
Majestic_Account123 t1_jed1bdx wrote
Florida?
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davine__ t1_jeeijrp wrote
Looks like a penguin
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