Submitted by battylol t3_126sa4p in funny

This woman is presenting about a new product we are getting at my company. She's black and I guess her kid came in and said "why are you talking like that?" And another voice said "that's her white people voice, she must be on a meeting".

She turned really red and just waved for them to leave. There are over 600 people on this call.

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WoodBoogerSpork t1_jeawyhh wrote

As a white guy, even I have a "white person" voice I use in meetings.

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Kurotan t1_jeb4852 wrote

We all have a work voice and a home voice.

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Ryoko_Kusanagi69 t1_jebbtje wrote

My mom says that when My grandma was working - she had a “bedroom voice” when she answers the phone. “Helloooo” like her customer service voice was this soft sexy lady voice. But when her daughter would speak on the other end of the call, then my grandma would switch back to her usual voice “Hi, what do you need?”

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South_Bit1764 t1_jecmyxj wrote

Well when you say it like that now we all sound like a bunch of racists.

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Naschka t1_jee1tte wrote

Yes, and just like you did we call them by what they are for and not a skin colour.

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haista_napa t1_jeajtu7 wrote

Too funny. Out of the mouths of babes. Sounds like something one of my kids would do. So much so that I've almost entirely lost the ability to be embarrassed.

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Naschka t1_jee1ybw wrote

I had to reread it, it feels like the second person who calls her "white people voice"and states that she probably is in a meeting may be the dad or a child. But definitly older then the first voice.

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PagingDrHuman t1_jeaym5m wrote

Worked with a black woman who had mastered sounding like a white woman on the telephone. It made dealing with customer service for her so much easier. It's really quite sad.

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MsGoogle t1_jebkwnj wrote

Wow, if this story is true, then she'll be telling it at her kids' weddings.

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battylol OP t1_jecjosz wrote

It definitely happened and most likely haha

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WalkLikeAKneeGypsian t1_jebn13r wrote

When I was a kid, at home we spoke in a way pretty close to the "normal" TV presenter way, and my mom would get upset when we didn't. But at school, we spoke more like the kids from blue collar families, which involved some swearing we never used at home. Both probably qualified as dialects of their own, and I can still switch fairly easily between the two even though I've been speaking mostly the TV presenter dialect for many years. There's a good chance I'll revert to the blue collar dialect if I ever become $%?&$$ senile.

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Google4206 t1_jecm4t0 wrote

I call it my customer service voice.

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laetum-helianthus t1_jedeynn wrote

My friend’s Nigerian husband gets a very thick accent when he’s putting on an attitude, comes out of nowhere and it’s so funny

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FPsychBS t1_jedzww0 wrote

My southern usa drawl comes out when I’m mad.

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Responsible-Net9125 t1_jeda9t0 wrote

"White person voice" made me think of the movie: Sorry to bother you

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Ok-Force8783 t1_jef7rza wrote

I find that hysterical because I've had similar happen to me. I laugh about it and say that's the voice for people who pay me.

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Reynaudthefox t1_jefoesb wrote

Very funny, but also a bit sad that someone has to "disguise" their heirtage to be deemed acceptable.

And no, not everyone has a home voice and an office voice - maybe they do in USA, however if so, its also a bit sad.

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