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luis_iconic t1_jdnpooc wrote

Did Santa drain their youth?

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EaterOfFood t1_jdo125k wrote

The average age of persons in the photo did not change.

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luis_iconic t1_jdo9iwo wrote

Almost. I wonder what age that would actually be lol.

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DigNitty t1_jdoj09d wrote

How do you think he’s immortal? He takes a small portion from every child that sits on his lap. He absorbs their life force at every mall across America, getting stronger every year.

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Helmann t1_jdqbwgf wrote

Next photo theyre all skeletons and Santa is a baby.

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