luis_iconic t1_jdnpooc wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:43 PM

Did Santa drain their youth?

EaterOfFood t1_jdo125k wrote on March 25, 2023 at 9:07 PM

The average age of persons in the photo did not change.

luis_iconic t1_jdo9iwo wrote on March 25, 2023 at 10:11 PM

Almost. I wonder what age that would actually be lol.

DigNitty t1_jdoj09d wrote on March 25, 2023 at 11:23 PM

How do you think he’s immortal? He takes a small portion from every child that sits on his lap. He absorbs their life force at every mall across America, getting stronger every year.

luis_iconic t1_jdokcw1 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 11:33 PM

The revenge of Santa will soon be upon us lol.

Helmann t1_jdqbwgf wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:43 AM

Next photo theyre all skeletons and Santa is a baby.