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barkindemir t1_iujfgcw wrote

‟Why do I have to be this daddy?”

‟Because damnit, I need some internet points, now go stand against the wall while I get the camera.”

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getoutdoors66 t1_iujtcka wrote

It seems to be the theme this year. I keep seeing costumes on little kids that aren't old enough to even know what they are dressed up as. It's kind of sad - Let THEM choose what they want to wear! That's the fun of it.

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DungeonGushers t1_iuk2psm wrote

I asked my kid what she wanted and she pointed to a blue princess. Failure. Then she points to another character from an annoying kids cartoon. Also failure. Now she’s a slice of pepperoni pizza and she hates pepperoni.

Edit: failure = she hated it

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-Ham_Satan- t1_iuk7ohu wrote

Lol. I liked it better when I thought you were calling your daughter a failure. I mean, they can't all be winners, right?

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TheLordofthething t1_iukc0cx wrote

I mean I have a friend who has a 6/7 year old kid who wanted to dress up as Rocky Balboa. That kid will watch rocky 24 fucking 7 if you let her. Some kids love their parents bands and films.

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costabius t1_iujx6b5 wrote

"I Don't even know who they AREEEEE. I WANT TO BE A PRINCESSSSS!"

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WholeGemini t1_iujtv47 wrote

I was thinking to myself “I’m glad kids are picking out there own costumes nowadays” this is just sad

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SickofItAll_4200 t1_iujjya2 wrote

The look on her face shows how much she hates it. Hopefully once her lame parents post her pic to facebook for likes, they let her change into a costume she picked.

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reddituculous66 t1_iujmhgp wrote

Kid not enjoying. Kid doesn't know why funny or know the music. Parents desperate for reddit fake awards. Sigh.

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crowcawz t1_iujccag wrote

Kid appears far too unhappy for it to be funny, to me.

Looks more like, "you've lost that loving feeling"

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Jk2two t1_iujnnud wrote

Mom, dad, can I have a costume that absolutely none of my friends will understand? Thanks!

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ronnietea t1_iujy5bz wrote

Why do parents do this

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Pronoes84 t1_iujnsax wrote

Awww that poor girl

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BrotherChris23 t1_iujit61 wrote

Holland Oates.

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flyguydip t1_iuk5m0v wrote

I was clear into my teenage years growing up in rural North Dakota when I finally figured out the name was not in fact Haulin' Oats, which made complete sense to me living in farm country because, that's just what people do.

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tmadik t1_iujz6am wrote

Poor kid

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BrodyCanuck t1_iuk3fzs wrote

Get this kid a costume that she actually wants

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WalterWhiteBB t1_iuk7mp3 wrote

Halloween is not a time for parents to force their shitty meme costumes onto their children.

Let them be kids, let them have a day and stop being a narcissistic ass of a parent.

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exo168 t1_iujcwoz wrote

I didn't know Two-Face had a redneck cousin.

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AspectOvGlass t1_iukazlz wrote

"I wanna be a robot for Halloween"

"You're gonna be hall and Oates, buddy"

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DfenselessOldLady t1_iuka4i5 wrote

Kid probably wanted to be a princess but nope selfish parents had to choose her costume

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GreatBigTittyLover t1_iujc8po wrote

I'm surprised this youngin even knows who Hall and Oates are

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fiddlenutz t1_iujeosq wrote

This is a “my parents are going to make me funny with something not relevant to me” vibe. Cool costume, but on a kid that young it’s just a dumb idea.

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tan-499 t1_iujh2by wrote

Poor kid. She looks miserable too.

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MOS95B t1_iujihdo wrote

She looks like she's making the same face they are in the picture.

Not assuming she likes the costume, but also not assuming she's "miserable"

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tan-499 t1_iujj166 wrote

Well "miserable"is probably melodramatic but I mean her expression hints that she probably asked to be a princess or Ariel or a genie or something.

Then again her parents probably coached her to grimace like the picture. I still say poor kid. They grow up so damn fast as it is, let them enjoy it a little.

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heelspider t1_iujjqbb wrote

The joke will be on her parents when she develops into a man-eater. She is so going to chew them up.

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tan-499 t1_iujkckm wrote

Seriously though. I wasn't going to go there lol

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metashdw t1_iujikb6 wrote

Holland is his first name...

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ryusoma t1_iujt5w4 wrote

She's outta touch.

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MSGRiley t1_iujkhv6 wrote

Shawn if there were no Gus.

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fatamSC2 t1_iuk2vtg wrote

That poor child. None of the other kids are gonna know wtf that is

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MrBahjer t1_iujemmg wrote

Oh-ooh here she comes....

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azcherid t1_iujl58o wrote

She’s watching you! clap clap

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mattchamp98 t1_iujfwr8 wrote

Anyone else think it was david bowie and freddie Mercury for a second

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Nyanzeenyan t1_iujrxt9 wrote

Stop crying and put on the costume Grandma made

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Temporary-Koala-8940 t1_iujsb9s wrote

That kid looks slightly more enthusiastic than my sister and me in those handmade banana tree costumes.

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DaWorzt t1_iujprlk wrote

Say it isn't so 🎶

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L-N79 t1_iujuaam wrote

WATCH OUT BOYS SHE’LL CHEW YOU UP!

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snarpy t1_iujuh6m wrote

I did this exact costume like twenty years ago. Suin' this kid.

Also did Beavis and Butthead once.

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tellahoohooo t1_iuk3zpn wrote

There are seldom times I want to meet other kids parents... However yes, very much yes, I need to meet them...

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Itchy_Ad_3659 t1_iuk4giy wrote

“And that’s why I turned to a life of crime”

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pfalz5757 t1_iuk6vro wrote

totally out of touch

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GeniesGraves t1_iuk7o6b wrote

she looks really happy in that costume

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djfibrein t1_iujdpzb wrote

She is going as the bnd, obviously... who would go as just Hall or just Oates?

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lostgirl1971 t1_iujrk0n wrote

Well done! "oh-h here she comes, watch out boys, she's pissed as hell...."

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MOS95B t1_iujilam wrote

Obscure and well done (matching the clothes even).

I hope she gets it and isn't just a trophy for her folks

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Kitzer76er t1_iujm9k7 wrote

Best costume ever

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