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VariableStarFrost t1_itj1fwk wrote

What the fuck is it?

It’s a wooden pickle.

Why’d you paint it brown?

It’s not paint, it’s blood from when I cut my hand making it for you.

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stfurubrainded t1_itke2z9 wrote

I think it’s a pepperoni stick, idk if they’re in the US but it’s a thing in the UK

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Kozzinator t1_itj551s wrote

The best is that he has a mouthful of Mrs. Clauses underwear in his mouth 👄

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