r7anubis t1_iue5jb3 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:24 PM

You'll get your rent when you fix the DAMN DOOR!!

radishboy t1_iue8kld wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:43 PM

Pizza time!

HygorBohmHubner t1_iuf47z7 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:12 PM

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

bookconnoisseur t1_iufuzsm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:25 AM

Gonna cry?

LightsJusticeZ t1_iugdi7q wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:50 AM

I'll take the staff job, double the money.

r7anubis t1_iug74hn wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:59 AM

You're late

ramilehti t1_iugslq7 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:26 AM

r/fucknestle

DarkCosmosDragon t1_iufekql wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:23 PM

"WOULD YA CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR"

P_Skaia t1_iuf1k6j wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:54 PM

People are making this all about landlords vs renters, but I think the post is just funny because this lady is demanding rent from a closet monster, which is an amusing twist.

Numahistory t1_iufcgi3 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:08 PM

It's the same energy as when I know I'm home alone and hear a random creaking noise and just yell out. "I know you're there! If you're going to live in my attic you better fucking pay me rent!"

A_Soporific t1_iufzgdu wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:59 AM

Did you know that you can formally evict ghosts in several US states. If they are tenants and they aren't paying rent you can serve them by posting the notice on the door of the haunted location. Then you can (for a fee) get the Sheriff to come out and evict the unclean spirit in compelled by the power of the Commonwealth of Virginia (or whatever state still allows you to do that).

I've never had the need to evict a ghost, but I'd love to see it.

ResponsibilityTop857 t1_iufvi1r wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:29 AM

A story that should make you feel better about those noises. https://youtu.be/I0g18FUyoXw

Phgraph t1_iuhrc5w wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:02 PM

Exactly. We’re struggling too much for freeloaders.

desertSkateRatt t1_iudnuse wrote on October 30, 2022 at 3:22 PM

Typical AirBnB host.

ImAYesBody t1_iufk42f wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:03 PM

Thinking of Airbnb reminded me of The Barbarian movie which came out recently. Have a try if you haven't.

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HKUltra220 t1_iue01uf wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:47 PM

Who knew the true monster was outside the closet; Landlords!

Orderofthedead t1_iue6icl wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:30 PM

This is a free country not a rent free country.

LightsJusticeZ t1_iugdjmx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:50 AM

Hi.

HungryLikeTheWolf99 t1_iudws4t wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:24 PM

Reminds me of when the Major terminated that bad man in the closet with extreme prejudice.

PillowTalk420 t1_iuey03q wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:30 PM

The monster in the closet looks a little like King Jelly Bean.

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Laheydrunkfuck t1_iuezg07 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:40 PM

Holy shit this is gold

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Snakeatmaus t1_iugs3te wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:20 AM

Dude I'm just sitting here scrolling through your comics, good stuff. Always puts a dumb smile on my face :)

Fiweezer t1_iuhp0yq wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:42 PM

Yeah monster, where's her rent?

TheTyler123 t1_iui49kd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:41 PM

I bet the Mom is like, "Alright Monster you big nerd, where's my Goddamn rent money!?"

ssimone3 t1_iug9vum wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:21 AM

😂

Big-End-9824 t1_iuf7fqk wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:34 PM

It’s not the monster in your closet you should be scared of. It’s the one under your bed.

TheWrathofShane1990 t1_iufo0rg wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:31 PM

Is that tsunade?

whachhh t1_iuftper wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:15 AM

it would stand more to your credit if this werent original

NewTitanium t1_iugk622 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:49 AM

*were

CakeAdventurous4620 t1_iufb70o wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:59 PM

Moral story: Landlord is evil

r3eezy t1_iudy3rz wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:33 PM

Can someone explain why this is funny?

Kewkky t1_iue7es9 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:36 PM

The landlord is scarier than the monster when she comes around looking for rent, but we were expecting the monster to be scary because it was terrifying the child.

Also, the author's name.

mpelton t1_iugnq8q wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:27 AM

But if the monster is renting out the closet then why is the kid scared?

sillypicture t1_iuf1nzo wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:55 PM

Scrape marks galore

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