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desertSkateRatt t1_iudnuse wrote
Typical AirBnB host.
HungryLikeTheWolf99 t1_iudws4t wrote
HKUltra220 t1_iue01uf wrote
Who knew the true monster was outside the closet; Landlords!
Orderofthedead t1_iue6icl wrote
This is a free country not a rent free country.
Kewkky t1_iue7es9 wrote
The landlord is scarier than the monster when she comes around looking for rent, but we were expecting the monster to be scary because it was terrifying the child.
Also, the author's name.
radishboy t1_iue8kld wrote
Pizza time!
PillowTalk420 t1_iuey03q wrote
The monster in the closet looks a little like King Jelly Bean.
Laheydrunkfuck t1_iuezg07 wrote
Holy shit this is gold
sillypicture t1_iuf1nzo wrote
Scrape marks galore
HygorBohmHubner t1_iuf47z7 wrote
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye
Big-End-9824 t1_iuf7fqk wrote
It’s not the monster in your closet you should be scared of. It’s the one under your bed.
CakeAdventurous4620 t1_iufb70o wrote
Moral story: Landlord is evil
Numahistory t1_iufcgi3 wrote
It's the same energy as when I know I'm home alone and hear a random creaking noise and just yell out. "I know you're there! If you're going to live in my attic you better fucking pay me rent!"
DarkCosmosDragon t1_iufekql wrote
"WOULD YA CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR"
ImAYesBody t1_iufk42f wrote
Thinking of Airbnb reminded me of The Barbarian movie which came out recently. Have a try if you haven't.
TheWrathofShane1990 t1_iufo0rg wrote
Is that tsunade?
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bookconnoisseur t1_iufuzsm wrote
Gonna cry?
ResponsibilityTop857 t1_iufvi1r wrote
A story that should make you feel better about those noises. https://youtu.be/I0g18FUyoXw
A_Soporific t1_iufzgdu wrote
Did you know that you can formally evict ghosts in several US states. If they are tenants and they aren't paying rent you can serve them by posting the notice on the door of the haunted location. Then you can (for a fee) get the Sheriff to come out and evict the unclean spirit in compelled by the power of the Commonwealth of Virginia (or whatever state still allows you to do that).
I've never had the need to evict a ghost, but I'd love to see it.
r7anubis t1_iug74hn wrote
You're late
LightsJusticeZ t1_iugdi7q wrote
I'll take the staff job, double the money.
LightsJusticeZ t1_iugdjmx wrote
NewTitanium t1_iugk622 wrote
mpelton t1_iugnq8q wrote
But if the monster is renting out the closet then why is the kid scared?
Snakeatmaus t1_iugs3te wrote
Dude I'm just sitting here scrolling through your comics, good stuff. Always puts a dumb smile on my face :)
ramilehti t1_iugslq7 wrote
r/fucknestle
Phgraph t1_iuhrc5w wrote
Exactly. We’re struggling too much for freeloaders.
TheTyler123 t1_iui49kd wrote
I bet the Mom is like, "Alright Monster you big nerd, where's my Goddamn rent money!?"
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