Submitted by Jaded-Function t3_z5l255 in funny
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EmeraldGlimmer t1_ixx14gj wrote
I'm always hungry again like 1/2 an hour after eating Chinese food.
Jaded-Function OP t1_ixxaolg wrote
Only two foods I can say I tend to crave...pizza and Chinese
Jaded-Function OP t1_ixwre9g wrote
Are you calling me fat?
hurdur1 t1_ixwrvpv wrote
Good prediction for me. I'm always hungry.
Jaded-Function OP t1_ixxak09 wrote
Same. At the worst times too I'm like a Gremlin
xzsazsa t1_ixxdx25 wrote
“You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.“
Jaded-Function OP t1_ixxejkz wrote
I think that's just in everyone's future at some point.
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Various-Job-5184 t1_ixyn9sp wrote
Well. Wouldn't want Confucius to be wrong anyway.
Jaded-Function OP t1_ixyo46s wrote
I'm sure he thought of many wise quotes while waiting for them to deliver his crab rangoon.
hurdur1 t1_ixwrau2 wrote
Good prediction.