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Xaz1701 t1_ixecm2a wrote
His girl works there too as a cashier.
White trash name. Guess.
Possum_pal OP t1_ixedqbm wrote
Mandi?
skinnyman87 t1_ixekt8a wrote
Candy?
Phynness t1_ixfjeut wrote
Marilyn?
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Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_ixfuvab wrote
Billie-Rae
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PanicRev t1_ixeggk7 wrote
Ted works hard all day cleaning floors, and much of his spare time is spent at rallies for the 2nd amendment, though I think he misunderstands the concept and is there for the wrong reason.
elcornholioporque t1_ixh4wmd wrote
as a norwegian bear would say : brum , brum....you made a funny (brum = bear growling)
TouchedByAUncle t1_ixeaca2 wrote
I've been in a sam's where they have a fake skeleton instead of a bear.
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeaswr wrote
That's amazing
PolishBishop t1_ixeux1k wrote
That's humerus.
macross1984 t1_ixe8hio wrote
Wow, Sam's Club must be desperately short on people. That is the first time they hired a bear to move things around the warehouse. 🤣
welchplug t1_ixeh3tz wrote
thats a automated floor cleaner
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeh8ry wrote
Yes...
welchplug t1_ixehtgj wrote
"move things around the warehouse"
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeimmn wrote
This is a humor board. we're here for a good time not to pull apart comments
welchplug t1_ixerwhb wrote
I understand that. I just see that thing everyday driving around the store by itself. Hard to ignore.
Possum_pal OP t1_ixe8upl wrote
🤣
MissLesGirl t1_ixepl3a wrote
Bear doesn't complain, call in sick or take breaks. Perfect employee.
KiraTsukasa t1_ixf42kw wrote
Especially for Walmart, god damn slavery with extra steps.
Potietang t1_ixeb3ue wrote
All I can hear is Peter griffins voice.
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeiqve wrote
🤣
adjustafresh t1_ixeflz1 wrote
Who told my dad about Reddit?
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeivkw wrote
😂 I fully leaned into bad humor after I turned 30
joshdamnmit t1_ixereuq wrote
He messaged me! He said: "this time of year, the workload is unbearable. They're working them round the clock down at the Sam's Cub!!! "
Kindly_Region t1_ixeaqv0 wrote
It would make a my whole day finding this
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeiq1f wrote
I laughed 🤣
apadax t1_ixeblm4 wrote
Sam’s Cub
Possum_pal OP t1_ixeis51 wrote
🤣🤣😂 yes
BBS3FTW t1_ixeqqab wrote
Ohh Tennant Robotic Floor Scrubber
enzovrlrd t1_ixewhm3 wrote
The last guy to do that job said the work was unbearable
Jaded_Grand5439 t1_ixey4nx wrote
They're getting really skimpy on their uniforms too. It's just some kind of bow around the neck now
OverWolf2501 t1_ixf18z6 wrote
I flip the fuck out the other day when this motherfucker started up right when I was next to it and started driving but it had a skeleton on it I thought that the drugs I took the night before were still hitting me.
mentosfruitgun t1_ixeb174 wrote
Happiest member working there
Biggu5Dicku5 t1_ixf0wen wrote
Just gotta bear with it my man...
elcornholioporque t1_ixh52hd wrote
if he lives in TX he has the right to BEAR arms ;)
lemongroovian t1_ixfd6o4 wrote
Has no ssn, so he's a keeper
j1xwnbsr t1_ixfp68s wrote
They replaced all the automated floor cleaners with people-driven units at my local Sams over the summer - I guess because the robots kept stalling out or something. The drivers do not seem like happy people.
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_ixfur9p wrote
Another Actor who ruined their life with drugs and alcohol.
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VanillaPudding t1_ixeh5fq wrote
I saw this guy other day and tried to get him to assist with getting something from up high... he just ignored me.
Possum_pal OP t1_ixehga2 wrote
Wow. How lazy can an employee be.
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Madrasthebald t1_ixesj7z wrote
Paddington's American forklift driving cousin?
DoodMonkey t1_ixfj508 wrote
Why is that bear driving that lift?! Is he qualified?! I will never shoppe at Sam's clubs if conditions are like this.
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ffximike t1_ixgf7b6 wrote
I used to drive that exact model, those machines suck on auto pilot.
JohnPaton3 t1_ixgile9 wrote
It's almost too much to bear.
Azulanze t1_ixgk1uh wrote
mmmmmmmmm ferrero rocher
newbalancewearer t1_ixh2otz wrote
How dangerous he is working with his barehands
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E_Snap t1_ixhyvrc wrote
I have to imagine that this is like the Googly eyes on self driving cars and serves to get people out of its way
carolinezalogg t1_ixibamu wrote
the big teddy bear at work is working real hard
Melodic-Camera9294 t1_ixea29j wrote
Ted's gotta work too. He has a wife and child to support 😂