I already tell myself this every day, so I guess I don’t need to play Bloodbourne.

When I was a kid, my dad would set a miniature Christmas town. Each year, he would set it up using my Hotwheels cars with different themes based on what was going on in the world. Like one year, during the OJ Simpson trial, he found a white Ford Bronco among my cars so set up a police chase. And other year, the town we lived in was undergoing a massive sewage system update, so our town had piles of dirt made from cocoa, construction vehicles, and stacks of pipes made from construction paper.

Especially for Walmart, god damn slavery with extra steps.