Me: Excuse me, do you have any <snicker> Dogwood trees?
Doggo: Sir, that's a bit insensitive, and borderline offensive.
Me: Sorry... so, what do you recommend?
Doggo: Follow me, I'll show you all my birches <snicker>
Me: LOL
Doggo: LOL
Me: Hahhh... how are you even talking?
Doggo: Duolingo