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liljames t1_iy0ebyw wrote

"If you're a bird be an early bird and catch the worm for your breakfast plate. Yes, if you're a bird be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late" Shel Silverstein

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papparmane t1_iy1k8hl wrote

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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h-bugg96 t1_iy2cc6k wrote

I'm still yrying to figure out what happened to the first mouse

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roroboat33 t1_iy2hhn9 wrote

Keep thinking about it. One day out of the blue just like that SNAP

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Gromky t1_iy0erji wrote

Sounds exactly right for the guy who wrote "I Got Stoned and I Missed It."

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get_the_reference_ t1_iy242z8 wrote

Oh, there's black ones white ones yellow ones red ones

Necrophiliacs lookin' for dead ones

The greatest of the sadists and the masochists, too

Screaming please hit me! And I'll hit you

Shel Silverstein, Freakers Ball - Captain Hook and the Medicine Show

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OldChucker t1_iy0dpig wrote

I say it all the time. The early worm gets brutally murdered by the bird.

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daveclampart OP t1_iy0du1k wrote

This is why I sleep in till 11. Don't wanna risk it

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drewhead118 t1_iy0ftnb wrote

the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

be mouse number 2

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darknessgp t1_iy1hzfx wrote

Only works if you know you're a mouse and not a bird.

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Klotzster t1_iy0cfu7 wrote

Works at Apple

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chkpancake775 t1_iy0dw5p wrote

Avoids Twitter

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daveclampart OP t1_iy0fohv wrote

Their loss, he could probably dig them out of a hole right now

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FamiliarMud t1_iy0feia wrote

And the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Highroads t1_iy0xvah wrote

No, late worm just gets eaten by the normie birds.

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ChewML t1_iy0edzt wrote

This is the smartest dumb thing I have ever heard.

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Laserlip5 t1_iy0z7xl wrote

Heinlein had a quote like this in one of his novels as well. Something like:

"Early bird catches the worm just proves the worm should have slept in."

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UberSenpai33 t1_iy0znhv wrote

Gets eaten by bird waking up late

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patricknotastarfish t1_iy10frs wrote

I always said the early worm gets eaten alive.

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Android19samus t1_iy1am6e wrote

nah the early worm gets its business done and gets out before the early birds are up

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Schlurps t1_iy1a7i4 wrote

Doch wenn der Wurm noch früher aufsteht kann der Vogel sich ficken geh′n!

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daveclampart OP t1_iy1axuh wrote

Auf english? Mein Deutsch ist nich so gut! Mir leid. Ich verstehen nicht

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Schlurps t1_iy1ba9i wrote

But if the worm gets up even earlier, the bird can go fuck itself!

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daveclampart OP t1_iy1bev6 wrote

Thank you! 😅 Sorry it's been a while since I spoke any German!

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MaintenanceHumble870 t1_iy1fyrj wrote

my fav variation: "the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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Android19samus t1_iy1ahfy wrote

it is, unfortunately, highly susceptible to the regular bird

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cellardweller1234 t1_iy1etbj wrote

Check and mate. I'm sleeping in tomorrow. Again.

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sevargmas t1_iy21huh wrote

Forbidden hot dog.

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trav1th3rabb1 t1_iy24pmw wrote

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

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Torpedo994 t1_iy3x6kr wrote

The late fox eats the bird, who has eaten a worm before. Two meals with one stone.

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Cool_Weekend3772 t1_iy4ecux wrote

Lazy people complain about not having any money

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Sunjump6 t1_iy19t29 wrote

Early worm gets the bird 🖕🏼

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rendrr t1_iy1q14b wrote

11AM Club

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Samir_4747 t1_iy206mi wrote

One of a simplest memes i have seen in the past century 🫵🏼

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theZoid42 t1_iy243vc wrote

These are the worms that end up drying out to death on my driveway

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Eeeker t1_iy2nld2 wrote

How does he tuck himself in?

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Delethien t1_iy2p9an wrote

What if you're a regular bird not an early bird? Then you get the worm that sleeps in

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kkehoe5 t1_iy33ooj wrote

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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BoogieM4Nx t1_iy3t0of wrote

I was going to college…. but then ingot high

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clone155 t1_iy2c9oo wrote

Bird worm! Mouse cheese 😎

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