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OldChucker t1_iy0dpig wrote

I say it all the time. The early worm gets brutally murdered by the bird.

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liljames t1_iy0ebyw wrote

"If you're a bird be an early bird and catch the worm for your breakfast plate. Yes, if you're a bird be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late" Shel Silverstein

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ChewML t1_iy0edzt wrote

This is the smartest dumb thing I have ever heard.

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FamiliarMud t1_iy0feia wrote

And the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Highroads t1_iy0xvah wrote

No, late worm just gets eaten by the normie birds.

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Laserlip5 t1_iy0z7xl wrote

Heinlein had a quote like this in one of his novels as well. Something like:

"Early bird catches the worm just proves the worm should have slept in."

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Sunjump6 t1_iy19t29 wrote

Early worm gets the bird 🖕🏼

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Schlurps t1_iy1a7i4 wrote

Doch wenn der Wurm noch früher aufsteht kann der Vogel sich ficken geh′n!

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Android19samus t1_iy1ahfy wrote

it is, unfortunately, highly susceptible to the regular bird

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MaintenanceHumble870 t1_iy1fyrj wrote

my fav variation: "the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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Samir_4747 t1_iy206mi wrote

One of a simplest memes i have seen in the past century 🫵🏼

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get_the_reference_ t1_iy242z8 wrote

Replying to Gromky (#715,055)

Oh, there's black ones white ones yellow ones red ones

Necrophiliacs lookin' for dead ones

The greatest of the sadists and the masochists, too

Screaming please hit me! And I'll hit you

Shel Silverstein, Freakers Ball - Captain Hook and the Medicine Show

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theZoid42 t1_iy243vc wrote

These are the worms that end up drying out to death on my driveway

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trav1th3rabb1 t1_iy24pmw wrote

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

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clone155 t1_iy2c9oo wrote

Bird worm! Mouse cheese 😎

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Eeeker t1_iy2nld2 wrote

How does he tuck himself in?

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Delethien t1_iy2p9an wrote

What if you're a regular bird not an early bird? Then you get the worm that sleeps in

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kkehoe5 t1_iy33ooj wrote

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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BoogieM4Nx t1_iy3t0of wrote

I was going to college…. but then ingot high

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Torpedo994 t1_iy3x6kr wrote

The late fox eats the bird, who has eaten a worm before. Two meals with one stone.

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