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theshogun02 t1_iy1542c wrote

This is genius, way to turn a bad situation around.

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Salty_Alternative683 t1_iy159wk wrote

It looks like that he's been caught taking a shit on someone's lawn

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MissingMySpoon t1_iy1g5aq wrote

Damn cant have shit with the grinch around, mf stole your tree

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punkwalrus t1_iy1mqtz wrote

I had a huge old pine tree in my front yard that was naturally split into two straight trunks from a single trunk. During a huge ice storm, one half of the tree fell over and pounded my neighbor's tiny Japanese maple into the ground like a tent peg, and the other half, no longer counter-balanced, gently leaned against my house. When they started cutting it up with chain saws, sparks started shooting, so they had to finish it up with an axe. They assumed lots of nails were in the tree.

Turned out some time in the ancient past, someone put up Christmas lights in it and never took them down, so now all the wires had grown *into* the tree. Like you could cut disks of it from the trunk, and see the old wires and bulb sockets among the rings.

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rhinocerosjockey OP t1_iy1qmy0 wrote

You are astute. Not that it matters but

  1. this was my long weekend and the only opportunity I get to have daylight. I don’t see daylight during the week at home.

  2. the tree incident was/is pretty traumatizing to my family, so trying to move past this and kick starting Christmas early after thanksgiving but before Dec 1 makes everyone happy, so be it.

I’m not going to downvote you, you are welcome to your opinion.

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adcollier t1_iy5gcpf wrote

No matter when you put it up way to make lemonade out of lemons and put a smile on your neighbors faces too!!! Sorry it happened and the stress I am sure it has caused you but thanks for seeing the brighter side along the way!!

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