Submitted by HeckinBugs t3_z7qq4n in funny
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Brief-Lingonberry860 t1_iy7y339 wrote
The guy who is getting replaced got fired. I think he was an alcoholic.
Because what I overheard was βHe was caught at work sucking a few cold ones.β
voucher420 t1_iy80et0 wrote
I heard it was opiates. Someone said he was pushing daisies.
TransitionalArk t1_iy8a1fl wrote
Begs the question of what you did previously to be identified as a potentially good fit for this job.
HeckinBugs OP t1_iy9ni0g wrote
Build a bear π€£π€£π€£
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TransitionalArk t1_iyba33n wrote
You might want to double check that.
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TransitionalArk t1_iybsfh4 wrote
Wrong. Language, as a social construct, changes over time based on usage. This has nothing to do with the internet, besides perhaps the internet speeding things up. You probably hate the word "cool" as something positive rather than a synonym of cold.
While "Begs the question" is a logical fallacy, it has also come to mean "a question that begs to be answered" or, as you suggested, "a question that is raised". You can be a prescriptivist about language all you want but you'll be left behind, bitter.
Which appears to be the case.
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TransitionalArk t1_iybt6lr wrote
This post says so, so much. π
And I believe the word you're looking for is "brah".
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TransitionalArk t1_iybucbg wrote
I've been right all along. You're bitter, and that's okay, I forgive you.
But insulting David Lynch with a preposterous simile, that's unforgivable.
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TransitionalArk t1_iybviz8 wrote
You would think "anyone who went to college and studied logic" learned not to make assumptions. And yet, here we are...
Your drivel and sense of superiority bores me, good day.
thecahoon t1_iyaz1kg wrote
How is this NSFW??
HeckinBugs OP t1_iyb88sf wrote
I just figured a whole bunch o Necro jokes sorry to disappoint. On reflection I should have added some boobs.. Next time!
thecahoon t1_iycssip wrote
Honestly that was a hilarious post. I just was upset that if I'd been at work I would have missed it haha
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Adventurous_Ad_8349 t1_iy7t41v wrote
Necrophilia. They missed to describe rules regarding Necrophilic community. That's blatant discrimination!
p. s. it's sarcasm π
HeckinBugs OP t1_iy7t708 wrote
It could be in the induction!
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littleMAS t1_iy927ja wrote
Compensation based upon dead reckoning.
MotoRandom t1_iy9li9p wrote
At least your passengers won't be complaining the whole ride.
rettuhS t1_iy7qlnd wrote
Job description: Transport the dead S.T.A.L.K.E.R. out of the zone. Must have knowleldge of anomalies.