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Apocrisiary t1_j1lxost wrote
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Wild animals always do this first, getting even a small injury can lead to infection and death.
But, when push comes to shove, they will of course attack. And that Owl would rip that kittys throat out in a split second.
They seem like dorky, docile birds. But they kill fucking eagels, they are probably the Apex predator of the skies.
snap802 t1_j1lyqor wrote
They're flying murder machines.
Bodie_The_Dog t1_j1nmx6v wrote
Flying STEALTH murder machines.
thuanjinkee t1_j1opemp wrote
Why have we never named a stealth bomber/ISR platform "The MQ-X Owl"?
FeedMeACat t1_j1ouj88 wrote
Saw one take off by me on the trail. No one was on the trail, and it was quiet out. I didn't hear the owl at all. No branch rustle, and of course I didn't hear the wings flapping. In my brain I knew they were quiet, but seeing it and hearing absolutely nothing was so odd.
Some_Acadia_1630 t1_j1mtyjz wrote
Ya, they have an incredible grip strength to go with those huge talons. That kitty's about to be toast.
Lambpanties t1_j1mpheo wrote
Yeah my dad owns a lodge, took care of close to 20 strays there he fed daily and got fixed. One season a pair of owls moved into the roofing.
There are now zero cats there and no one knows why.
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