NOT000 t1_j1w7pjq wrote
i had a similar ongoing prank with wifey
we used this tiny novelty pencil topper penis
i'd put it in with her vitamins
she would put it in my cereal...
stiletto929 t1_j1wcnmf wrote
All fun and games until somebody chokes on it. ;)
3600MilesAway t1_j1wi8me wrote
OP just wanted to say his wife choked with his dick.
3600MilesAway t1_j1wijnz wrote
Does the real baby Jesus still have a hanging umbilical cord?
Lakersrock111 t1_j1xgmco wrote
If only it was big enough
UndercoverFBIAgent9 t1_j1x4sqj wrote
Give her the ol’ vitamin D
DancingMood-Critical t1_j1z4136 wrote
I read that as it was poem
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