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Zoltar isn't a fortune teller. He is a genie.

My favorite dad joke is read “help I’m stuck in a fortune cookie factory”

Didn’t know they were “units” … good to know

Have you ever seen Big with Tom Hanks?

tosses out chicken calculator

The Magic 8 ball said, “try again.” Who do I believe?!

It's called dictatorship with a load of sweetness.

You Will Have Sex With Your Mother