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Bright_Lie_9262 t1_j29scwc wrote

I went from “this is a fake review” to “actually this might be legit” faster than expected.

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Catracan t1_j2bhh3m wrote

This is exactly the sort of honest review my uncle would write about a product. I had to work harder than that poor yoga swing to not read it in his voice.

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atridir t1_j2cht94 wrote

Honestly, I have the same one (even in the same color) and it is awesome! Aerial yoga is awesome but as sex furniture it’s inspired. My wife and I are in great shape too so the position possibilities are phenomenal.

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Mofme t1_j2dlnq5 wrote

Reviewed by fat couple.

Location: United States, check.

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AnnieAnnieSheltoe t1_j2e8d61 wrote

The fact that he ended it with “ttyl” (talk to you later) just kills me.

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Simulator587 t1_j2cknaz wrote

The ads says 500+ lb capacity. The wife is the living proof of that

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brown_smear t1_j2ckyi0 wrote

No. She is 398lb, which is less than 500+lb

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Mikesaidit36 t1_j2ds0td wrote

Nope, 369 now, since he found the hole and has been able to help her exercise!

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DayOdd8171 t1_j2bcali wrote

The fact that 38 people found that helpful. I do hope someone messaged him to hear all his ideas.

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ryusoma t1_j2ct0vb wrote

at least it wasn't 37..

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whitehot6er t1_j2ctro5 wrote

In a row?!

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SlappyMcPherson t1_j2dopf1 wrote

His combination vibrator and smoothie blender idea sounds dope

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dunnodudes t1_j2dqs2f wrote

Sometimes you work up an appetite. It’s nice to have a meal prepped when you’re done.

The one drawback is that his old fat wife might put some lbs back on.

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TrueDat4242 t1_j2av0f3 wrote

His only other review is of a book:

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Hollywood Propaganda: How TV, Movies, and Music Shape Our Culture

5.0 out of 5 stars This book is incredible and eye-opening!!! A must read.

Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2021

Verified Purchase

I just received the book today and so far I can't put it down. Mark Dice is my favorite YouTuber of all time, and I have watched every episode he's ever had and will continue to watch episode he puts out. Now after reading his last few books and just started this book, he is now my favorite author of all time. I joined his YouTube channel as well and I highly recommend you do as well. Keep up the great work Mark, we love you!!! Especially the voice overs of little Brian from CNN the communist news channel. Overall A+++

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I_am_the_night t1_j2c6vu5 wrote

Oof, if he thinks Mark Dice makes good content, he might just have poor enough taste for the swing review to be genuine.

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Canucklehead_Esq t1_j29rjnc wrote

Sometimes it's hard to tell the gag reviews from the genuine one. This one has .e wondering

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SupaTy t1_j2aaa15 wrote

.e too

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Ellereind t1_j2d6prv wrote

All I could think after read your comment was “They put the joke ones with the real ones” (from the Simpsons episode were the family was sent to jail).

Probably got the line wrong but that’s what I remember and I’m sticking with it.

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[deleted] t1_j2crtll wrote

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flipper_babies t1_j2d3clm wrote

Followed that link expecting something trashy (one can hope), but that's a legitimately helpful product for certain disabilities. I'm glad this exists.

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blinkrm t1_j2dj8m4 wrote

Wow this is awesome! I feel it’s more ergonomic and kinda just want it to have it. I am happy that this product exist. I don’t know if that little table could hold the fat wife, but I am sure he has ideas to make this work.

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socs0 t1_j29rbw5 wrote

Bless you Michael W, you and your old fat wife.

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ujoksimovic t1_j2efrr2 wrote

dude, that was before. now she is down to 370lb and its like they are 16 again.

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tmworland t1_j2bxtlj wrote

I am a old fat wife and I now want one.

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jxj24 t1_j29zt1l wrote

Get it in black: $5 cheaper, and hides more stains.

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GlabrousKinfaddle t1_j2apprx wrote

Sex stains are usually white and show up worse on black.

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FlacidHangDown t1_j2ar5ax wrote

All my sex stains are red and brown

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Citizen-Kang t1_j2b8ltu wrote

Might want to see a doctor about that...or a lawyer; depends on the circumstances...

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JBYTuna t1_j2d3uwx wrote

Maybe a construction defect lawyer.

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usrdef t1_j2d2nol wrote

I'm a personal injury lawyer. Contact me, you may have a case.

Edit: After reviewing your history. nevermind, you don't need a lawyer. You need a Jesus.

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JBYTuna t1_j2d3sck wrote

That’s what Monica Lewinski found out.

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jdbway t1_j2bct6v wrote

These get a lot more clever. "Fat people having sex" isn't exactly the punchline it used to be.

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cybermage t1_j2c9miy wrote

You can’t just screw that into any old ceiling.

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JBYTuna t1_j2d3x6a wrote

Nope. You need a construction permit and inspection after installation.

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Old_Dingo69 t1_j2am5aq wrote

Banging fat chicks like a 16 year old again lol

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dudewafflesc t1_j2ak4z2 wrote

Hilarious. Not sure if it's fake or not. But so damned funny.

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Dozer_Bro t1_j2b1dcw wrote

Best review I ever read was for one of those gel duster thingies telling people to "not get creative with it".

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breenanadeirlandes t1_j2cnhwl wrote

Gel duster thingys?

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creepergo_kaboom t1_j2cqt25 wrote

I think it's one of those cleaning slime puttys that you roll on a dusty surface like a keyboard or something

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Dozer_Bro t1_j2fhdj6 wrote

Yea that's it. Dude jacked off into it and it got ruined so he bought 2 more. One for cleaning and another for special alone time.

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ambivalent__username t1_j2d93em wrote

Omg one time, I was looking for those little plastic things that have adhesive on one side, that you stick to the bottom of objects to protect whatever surface you're putting it on. I couldn't think of what they were called, so I (foolishly) searched "silicone feet"... and ohhh boy, was that a wild ride of reviews.

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theghostofgotti t1_j2do9qw wrote

. . ."moves your pecker in to her. . ."

Coffee leaving the body via the nasal cavities is fucking painful, but that shit was funny.

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SuperFire64 t1_j2ccm3s wrote

Hey, my mom has one of those

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HelloKittyandPizza t1_j2d6319 wrote

“I’m so proud of my old and fat wife.” 💀💀💀

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davisgirl44 t1_j2daxfs wrote

"Your review has been approved and is now live."

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Jackdks t1_j2ai4oa wrote

“Pls pls pls dm me ttyl” sounds like a solid line

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Sara_Wynne t1_j2al1ek wrote

Idk if this is fake or not, but I'm leaning towards not. I DIED 😂

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djwired t1_j2c9zf8 wrote

Make this guy the head of innovation for future development

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Gr00mpa t1_j2cx3y1 wrote

“Now they need to invent something that men can stand on and moves your pecker into her without having to do much.”

Is he talking about some kind of remote control forklift for your dick?

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grafknives t1_j2d408t wrote

It is also only 54$ for 500lb rated swing with proper handles.

That is heavy duty shit and a bargain!

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BacardiDesire t1_j2d7fyl wrote

Tell me you are writing a review from the USA without telling me you are from the USA

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Munitreeseed t1_j2dgxcw wrote

my favorite review is the top review of the double sided tape on amazon

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Punkrexx t1_j2cp3du wrote

And of course yellow is a more expensive option, the new banana hammock

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golden_sword7341 t1_j2cpn3f wrote

ayo what kind of yoga u guys doin in the west?

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pikknz t1_j2dafwz wrote

For Yoga read Sex.

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luckyflipflops t1_j2b1wj8 wrote

Why's the black one the cheapest one?????

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DievBomD t1_j2b8tmh wrote

The triple please, lol.

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huanoneone t1_j2bn3of wrote

Holly Molly DM him please! I can't sleep now and want to hear his ideas!!!!

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Cheesetorian t1_j2cda6o wrote

"Poor thing"

I'm imagining this being spoken by an old military friend from NC with a Southern drawl.

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r2d3x9 t1_j2cdwdv wrote

500 - 398 = 102lb. Nope, both of you cannot ride!! Two skinny people could ride together

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Mikesaidit36 t1_j2dtaw5 wrote

She’s now 269, so if he’s 131 or less, they’re good

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WomenRepulsor t1_j2chlnc wrote

Everytime a Indian Yoga guru comes across this, their ancestors roll in their graves.

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osiris247 t1_j2cs2yp wrote

Sounds like it was written by a 6th grader doing Mad-Libs.

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07WoefulMatrix t1_j2ct6qw wrote

"Now me and my goliath humpback whale of a wife can pretend to hate each other a little less each day. No more lifting her gunt flaps with hydraulic truck jacks to find the hole!"

"Thanks ACME Industrial Strength Yoga Swing 5000!"

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Mikesaidit36 t1_j2dt7j9 wrote

I can’t guess what gunt is, yet I know exactly what you mean.

(Unless it’s a typo)

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djluminol t1_j2cx7zu wrote

Wife's probably going to see this and get made. Wtf Larry, I'm not old!

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TNerdy t1_j2d0eyd wrote

I love the “anti gravity” description

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msbaylor t1_j2d5ktl wrote

👀 / Adds to cart/

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Rarefindofthemind t1_j2dfhy6 wrote

I actually own this swing.

When I moved out I had to explain to my landlords why there were 2 heavy eye bolts screwed into the ceiling joists.

Thankfully they pretended to believe me.

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Ennyui t1_j2akwjk wrote

Ttyl.

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CarissiK t1_j2cyzfj wrote

😂😂😂😂

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TiesG92 t1_j2d1vnu wrote

NSFW for text? Since when?

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bkbkjbb t1_j2dailf wrote

Lame. Boring

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Majorzx3 t1_j2deq6v wrote

They misspelled Yoni Swing.

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trushMayne t1_j2dftv1 wrote

Who’s gonna DM him?

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McGuire281 t1_j2djsnc wrote

It's the "Ttyl" for me <3

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Xaviarsly t1_j2dkuk9 wrote

the operative word is is DEFINATELY NOT YOGA

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tatertot225 t1_j2dqkvs wrote

Note to people looking at buying this for the 500lb load capacity: just because the fabric and clips are rated at that weight, doesn't mean the 2x2 covered in sheet rock will carry the load of Tammy who just cleaned your plate of the 9 pizza crusts, with ankles the size of a child's bowling ball

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3006mv t1_j2dran2 wrote

Triple stitching for added safety

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Type31971 t1_j2drl4i wrote

I have a feeling he’s using their Squatty Potty to get the extra height and leverage he’s looking for

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stiggz83 t1_j2dtx3r wrote

Reads like Erik wrote it

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Retro_Cryptid t1_j2dxzoa wrote

“I’m so proud of my old and fat wife”

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desrevermi t1_j2e7xzi wrote

Psh. Pedestrian numbers.

:D

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under_the_c t1_j2ecnn4 wrote

I also choose this guy's... Oh, wait wrong meme.

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NoSuit77 t1_j2ecy85 wrote

Omg the smell that must emerge when this thing is in use 🤮

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Trellix t1_j2bae61 wrote

A 398 lb person on a sex swing? That's a wrecking ball, not a woman.

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LowerBed5334 t1_j2cgetx wrote

Omg they gotta play that Mylie Cyrus song during sex!

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grax23 t1_j2d9h4l wrote

Damn it just got stuck in my head along with some HORRIBLE mental images

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qarton t1_j2cqtam wrote

It’s so schizophrenic

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Top_Ambassador6394 t1_j2cq2rw wrote

I thought yoga was done from a standing or seated position? When we rename things to make them socially acceptable because we don't take responsibility for our actions and desires.

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MrTodd84 t1_j2deppx wrote

It’s called Aerial Yoga. A mix of aerials (silks usually) and yoga. There’s also acro-yoga involving a partner who throws you into the air with their feet. It’s a fusion taking yoga postures and blending them with other hobbies/workouts/fun.

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PumpkinSpice2Nice t1_j2djt60 wrote

Ew gross! It’s not a sex swing!

I actually went to aerial yoga classes which have nothing to do with sex. Clearly this man thinks it is everything to do with sex.

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Hefty_Sprinkles_7571 t1_j29z0y3 wrote

are you sure this isn't a sex swing

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Gasser1313 t1_j2aeexl wrote

Just an fyi, a sex swing can be also used to wash a large dog.

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bignateyk t1_j2bu7wh wrote

Or.. you know.. do other things to a large dog

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