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socs0 t1_j29rbw5 wrote

Bless you Michael W, you and your old fat wife.

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Canucklehead_Esq t1_j29rjnc wrote

Sometimes it's hard to tell the gag reviews from the genuine one. This one has .e wondering

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Bright_Lie_9262 t1_j29scwc wrote

I went from “this is a fake review” to “actually this might be legit” faster than expected.

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jxj24 t1_j29zt1l wrote

Get it in black: $5 cheaper, and hides more stains.

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Jackdks t1_j2ai4oa wrote

“Pls pls pls dm me ttyl” sounds like a solid line

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dudewafflesc t1_j2ak4z2 wrote

Hilarious. Not sure if it's fake or not. But so damned funny.

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Sara_Wynne t1_j2al1ek wrote

Idk if this is fake or not, but I'm leaning towards not. I DIED 😂

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Old_Dingo69 t1_j2am5aq wrote

Banging fat chicks like a 16 year old again lol

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TrueDat4242 t1_j2av0f3 wrote

His only other review is of a book:

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Hollywood Propaganda: How TV, Movies, and Music Shape Our Culture

5.0 out of 5 stars This book is incredible and eye-opening!!! A must read.

Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2021

Verified Purchase

I just received the book today and so far I can't put it down. Mark Dice is my favorite YouTuber of all time, and I have watched every episode he's ever had and will continue to watch episode he puts out. Now after reading his last few books and just started this book, he is now my favorite author of all time. I joined his YouTube channel as well and I highly recommend you do as well. Keep up the great work Mark, we love you!!! Especially the voice overs of little Brian from CNN the communist news channel. Overall A+++

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Dozer_Bro t1_j2b1dcw wrote

Best review I ever read was for one of those gel duster thingies telling people to "not get creative with it".

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Trellix t1_j2bae61 wrote

A 398 lb person on a sex swing? That's a wrecking ball, not a woman.

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DayOdd8171 t1_j2bcali wrote

The fact that 38 people found that helpful. I do hope someone messaged him to hear all his ideas.

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jdbway t1_j2bct6v wrote

These get a lot more clever. "Fat people having sex" isn't exactly the punchline it used to be.

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huanoneone t1_j2bn3of wrote

Holly Molly DM him please! I can't sleep now and want to hear his ideas!!!!

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tmworland t1_j2bxtlj wrote

I am a old fat wife and I now want one.

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cybermage t1_j2c9miy wrote

You can’t just screw that into any old ceiling.

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djwired t1_j2c9zf8 wrote

Make this guy the head of innovation for future development

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Cheesetorian t1_j2cda6o wrote

"Poor thing"

I'm imagining this being spoken by an old military friend from NC with a Southern drawl.

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r2d3x9 t1_j2cdwdv wrote

500 - 398 = 102lb. Nope, both of you cannot ride!! Two skinny people could ride together

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WomenRepulsor t1_j2chlnc wrote

Everytime a Indian Yoga guru comes across this, their ancestors roll in their graves.

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atridir t1_j2cht94 wrote

Replying to Bright_Lie_9262 (#1,189,147)

Honestly, I have the same one (even in the same color) and it is awesome! Aerial yoga is awesome but as sex furniture it’s inspired. My wife and I are in great shape too so the position possibilities are phenomenal.

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Punkrexx t1_j2cp3du wrote

And of course yellow is a more expensive option, the new banana hammock

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Top_Ambassador6394 t1_j2cq2rw wrote

I thought yoga was done from a standing or seated position? When we rename things to make them socially acceptable because we don't take responsibility for our actions and desires.

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qarton t1_j2cqtam wrote

It’s so schizophrenic

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osiris247 t1_j2cs2yp wrote

Sounds like it was written by a 6th grader doing Mad-Libs.

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07WoefulMatrix t1_j2ct6qw wrote

"Now me and my goliath humpback whale of a wife can pretend to hate each other a little less each day. No more lifting her gunt flaps with hydraulic truck jacks to find the hole!"

"Thanks ACME Industrial Strength Yoga Swing 5000!"

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Gr00mpa t1_j2cx3y1 wrote

“Now they need to invent something that men can stand on and moves your pecker into her without having to do much.”

Is he talking about some kind of remote control forklift for your dick?

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djluminol t1_j2cx7zu wrote

Wife's probably going to see this and get made. Wtf Larry, I'm not old!

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TNerdy t1_j2d0eyd wrote

I love the “anti gravity” description

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TiesG92 t1_j2d1vnu wrote

NSFW for text? Since when?

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grafknives t1_j2d408t wrote

It is also only 54$ for 500lb rated swing with proper handles.

That is heavy duty shit and a bargain!

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Ellereind t1_j2d6prv wrote

Replying to Canucklehead_Esq (#1,188,925)

All I could think after read your comment was “They put the joke ones with the real ones” (from the Simpsons episode were the family was sent to jail).

Probably got the line wrong but that’s what I remember and I’m sticking with it.

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BacardiDesire t1_j2d7fyl wrote

Tell me you are writing a review from the USA without telling me you are from the USA

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ambivalent__username t1_j2d93em wrote

Replying to Dozer_Bro (#1,200,056)

Omg one time, I was looking for those little plastic things that have adhesive on one side, that you stick to the bottom of objects to protect whatever surface you're putting it on. I couldn't think of what they were called, so I (foolishly) searched "silicone feet"... and ohhh boy, was that a wild ride of reviews.

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pikknz t1_j2dafwz wrote

For Yoga read Sex.

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davisgirl44 t1_j2daxfs wrote

"Your review has been approved and is now live."

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MrTodd84 t1_j2deppx wrote

Replying to Top_Ambassador6394 (#1,216,442)

It’s called Aerial Yoga. A mix of aerials (silks usually) and yoga. There’s also acro-yoga involving a partner who throws you into the air with their feet. It’s a fusion taking yoga postures and blending them with other hobbies/workouts/fun.

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Majorzx3 t1_j2deq6v wrote

They misspelled Yoni Swing.

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Rarefindofthemind t1_j2dfhy6 wrote

I actually own this swing.

When I moved out I had to explain to my landlords why there were 2 heavy eye bolts screwed into the ceiling joists.

Thankfully they pretended to believe me.

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Munitreeseed t1_j2dgxcw wrote

my favorite review is the top review of the double sided tape on amazon

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blinkrm t1_j2dj8m4 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,216,907)

Wow this is awesome! I feel it’s more ergonomic and kinda just want it to have it. I am happy that this product exist. I don’t know if that little table could hold the fat wife, but I am sure he has ideas to make this work.

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PumpkinSpice2Nice t1_j2djt60 wrote

Ew gross! It’s not a sex swing!

I actually went to aerial yoga classes which have nothing to do with sex. Clearly this man thinks it is everything to do with sex.

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Xaviarsly t1_j2dkuk9 wrote

the operative word is is DEFINATELY NOT YOGA

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theghostofgotti t1_j2do9qw wrote

. . ."moves your pecker in to her. . ."

Coffee leaving the body via the nasal cavities is fucking painful, but that shit was funny.

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tatertot225 t1_j2dqkvs wrote

Note to people looking at buying this for the 500lb load capacity: just because the fabric and clips are rated at that weight, doesn't mean the 2x2 covered in sheet rock will carry the load of Tammy who just cleaned your plate of the 9 pizza crusts, with ankles the size of a child's bowling ball

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3006mv t1_j2dran2 wrote

Triple stitching for added safety

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Type31971 t1_j2drl4i wrote

I have a feeling he’s using their Squatty Potty to get the extra height and leverage he’s looking for

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under_the_c t1_j2ecnn4 wrote

I also choose this guy's... Oh, wait wrong meme.

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NoSuit77 t1_j2ecy85 wrote

Omg the smell that must emerge when this thing is in use 🤮

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