We had a delivery driver at Little Caesar's who had no respect whatsoever for the men's watercloset. Between deliveries, he would take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.

Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.