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Buck buck buckle up as the Canadians say, or as the rednecks say, helmets are for chickens.

They both speak the truth.

Gotta protect the head of the cock.

Don't forget the Cock-hat

I'll start:

Where can I get one, my chickens keep hitting their little heads all the time, and it's hurting my soul.

They make tiny sunglasses for chickens, too.

...and chicken helmets are the answer to all of them!

Crossing the road is dangerous.

It's weird that it's purpose is to protect the least valuable bit of a chicken for anything but the chicken.

In that respect though it's #1 in the CPS market.

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