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If successful, you'll get to penises up!

That's just good life advice in general.

I like the Do Not Freeze. Wonder if some famous person didn’t once say “A bed with a bitch is warmer.”

Somethings are written in stone, some.on a cardboard box.

LoL.

And bring a broken margarita glass and some fireworks

Oh and here I thought it was get drunk and go for double penetration. I guess I read that wrong.

And a robbery