Submitted by Kendro_Boudrizmo t3_10euzji in funny
Fran is ... just wonderful, and over the years I've slowly come up with more nicknames for her. Recently I decided to write down any I could recall, then today it occurred to me that I should ask the collective cleverness of Reddit to help me expand the list.
Whenever I call her by some new nickname, she kind of smiles and rolls her eyes then pretends to be bothered by it... but I know deep down she loves it.
My current list:
- Franmaw
- Frannasauraus Rex
- Frangipane
- Francisco
- FranFrancisco!
- My Best Fran
- Fran-nananan (Master P)
- Franana Split
- Frangalina Jolie
- Fran-kenstein
- For All Frankind
- Franscaping
- The Frandalorian (recent fav of mine)
- Frantastic
- Frantastic Beast (And Where to Find Her)
1/18 Update: Thanks everyone for your contributions. These are the ones I feel were clever enough to make the cut so far:
- Tour de Frans, like I'm France Armstrong
- Frandolf the Grey
- One small step for Fran, one giant leap for Frankind
- Frandelion
- Frantom of the Opera
- Girl-Fran
- The Frantom Mencance
- Franberry
- Franna Bannana
- Franna Lanna Ding Dong
- Franchovy
- Franimal
- Spider Fran
- Fran Juan Islands
- Frandroid
- Franet Jackson
- Lieutenant Fran
- Frances With Wolves
- Fran Halen
Edit: So ... I called The Frandalorian to let her know this thread exists, and how happy it's making folks. She thought it was pretty hilarious but she asked one favor: Help her come up with nicknames for me. Apparently Kenny is just too un-usable and over the years she's struggled with it. Perhaps that should be a separate thread, but give it some thought.
Edit: Welp, we made Newsweek: https://www.newsweek.com/man-shares-epic-nicknames-invented-mother-law-1775255