Kor3nse t1_jccvaki wrote
Reply to comment by xopranaut in Zipline’s new drones release tethered mini-drones for precision package deliveries - These drone deliveries drop down from up to 300 feet high in a tethered ‘droid’ with its own propellers to target small landing zones like a table. by speckz
5 years from now:
You’re just sitting down for dinner, your phone buzzs and you get a notification your package order delivery is about to occur. All of a sudden, a large packaged box crashes through the skylight in the ceiling and lands squarely in the big bowl of mashed potatoes, sending mashed potatoes everywhere.
Your phone buzzs again and you get a notification: “Your package has been delivered”.
TheStupendusMan t1_jcdirqc wrote
WARNING... INCOMING GAME... WARNING... INCOMING GAME
Kor3nse t1_jcdpueu wrote
Was not expecting a ReBoot ref hehe
You are a Sprite of culture I see.
Tell me: What is your format?
Blue_Moon_Rabbit t1_jcexist wrote
Alpha numeric!
88XJman t1_jcg0j3a wrote
They say the user lives outside the net
Regumate t1_jcf9bbk wrote
I come from the net.
Through systems, peoples and cities to this place: Mainframe.
qsnoodles t1_jcemm5n wrote
“The victim was killed while walking down the street when an errant dildo, intended to be delivered to a local preacher’s house, fell from the sky and shattered the victim’s skull. The preacher was able to retrieve the dildo, which was not damaged.”
Painting_Agency t1_jceyycm wrote
The ol' Hatchet Harry treatment.
CyberNinja23 t1_jcfpyj0 wrote
“Preacher then proceeded to lick the mashed potato’s off of said dildo. We left the room when he made prolonged eye contact”
ooppoo0 t1_jcenek7 wrote
Or “In today’s news, a chewy.com drop ship firmware update is now determined to be the cause of the death of 72 year old method actor comedian Kanye West, who was accidentally crushed by a 90lb bag of Rachel Ray’s Noutrish dog food that was launched from 300’ above his home in Newer Mexico.”
OvenCrate t1_jcemvgp wrote
Reminds me of Mézga Család, a 50 year old Hungarian cartoon series about a family who have a mysterious radio connection with their distant descendant in the 30th century. The descendant would send them futuristic gadgets by "light mail" which made the packages suddenly materialize on the windowsill, always shattering the windows.
dukesliver t1_jcf206g wrote
What’s a potato?
sterling_cocks t1_jcf5jus wrote
"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"
KP_PP t1_jcdftc4 wrote
TF the potatoes come from, I'm eating Pizza?!
redditcreditcardz t1_jcducqh wrote
Fantastic
sargonas t1_jcegqbd wrote
Must br a DHL commercial.
Maetree t1_jceq4d8 wrote
Lmao this was great
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