Everything needs a sub these days because the CEOs all need passive income

It’s all to satisfy the asshole finance people who are insisting on infinite growth, which is pretty obviously unsustainable to anyone rational.

It's either this, or they actually have to innovate and develop new features.

But research out of their think tank shows that subscription models are psychologically different than upfront purchases to consumers.

What do you expect them to do, shut down the think tanks?