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Shufflepants t1_itngjon wrote
But we've only had to resort to this because the weeds are becoming resistant to the chemicals. This is just gonna cause the weeds to adapt to look more like wheat so they don't get lasered by the robot. Do you want rye? Because that's how you get rye.
(no joke, it's thought that due to early human farmers pulling weeds out of their crops of wheat and barley, rye evolved to look more like wheat and barley, and thus reducing its chance of being spotted and pulled. But eventually, it was so much like wheat and barley that it was a good enough crop to grow and harvest on its own)
FeatureDeveloper t1_itnm830 wrote
Adapt or rye.
frix86 t1_itoi08c wrote
If you can't wheat them, join them.
MaximumShitcock t1_itp4cnp wrote
Rye or die.
well_damm t1_itpos3p wrote
baking noises
wheenus t1_itngwxs wrote
Sure I'll take some rye
SternLecture t1_ito5rg7 wrote
I could go for a marble rye.
aschiffer878 t1_iu0pv7t wrote
Gimme the loaf you old bag!!!
yoniyuri t1_itoxhx9 wrote
If the lasers were accurate enough, it would take a long time if ever. Evolution can only happen if there are survivors. No survivors have a less chance of beneficial mutation. Of course the weeds come from somewhere, so not zero chance.
Shufflepants t1_itqaip2 wrote
It's not about the lasers being accurate, it's about the vision system used to recognize the weeds, and rye was close enough to wheat and barley to fool human eyes at least some of the time.
TyFogtheratrix t1_itn1ujg wrote
Next, laser beams underwater to target Zebra Mussels.
whales-are-assholes t1_itn22kn wrote
Placed on the backs of sharks.
SyntheticSlime t1_itofkfy wrote
I had one simple request and that was for sharks with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
Ag3ntM1ck t1_itpsny7 wrote
As a kid growing up, me and my family used to work for farmers up north pulling the weeds by hand. 13 cents an hour. Big money for a 9 year old in the 70's.
wheenus t1_itptask wrote
Imagine if you were able to do that with LASERS!? It would be like a game for today's kids lol
asdaaaaaaaa t1_itport8 wrote
> No harsh bs chemical
There's a lot of "harsh bs chemicals" that are specifically derived from plants themselves, and don't do much/any long term damage. The issue is plants become resistant towards herbicides, meaning you have to have multiple methods that you cycle throughout seasons. I see no reason why the plants wouldn't adapt to this either.
If this actually works (not just in testing), and is cheaper than chemicals, I can see it being popular.
wheenus t1_itpoxww wrote
Well obviously plant based herbicides aren't bs, but how many large farms do you think uses those?
Edit: Why do people get into these confrontations than block you before anything happens, don't even know what was said here....
asdaaaaaaaa t1_itpp7p1 wrote
>how many large farms do you think uses those?
Depends on the specific setup and weeds they're combating. They're actually quite popular for herbicides. Made up about half at every place I've worked in the past, but nowadays I can see them being used a lot more. That being said, simply being made/derived from plants doesn't make them safe for the environment though.
parad0xchild t1_itq5cul wrote
The weeds would have to adapt to being burned alive. Maybe by building a more thicker and heat resistant "skin", but would have to do that without using all its energy to do so.
In a horrible future its an arm race of higher temp lasers against weeds, that results in scene of a burning field of crops, with robots tangled in weeds shooting erratically as the farmer hides in the cellar for their life. Skynet becomes self aware, and the only solution to weeding is to destroy humans who categorize things as weeds, but the AI has categorized humans as weeds. Global famine and war ravage the human race, all because we wanted to burn some weeds.
718cs t1_itnv09v wrote
LASERS LASERS LASERS
Matrix828 t1_itlognb wrote
so anyway I started blasting
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redsoxfan_goboston t1_itlsyhu wrote
So, a 10x10 area of my yard in an hour... I'll take two.
GroinShotz t1_itm855z wrote
Unfortunately, you probably can't buy it to own it... It probably comes with a subscription plan to unlock the guided weed killing lasers, and a separate subscription if you want it's wheels to turn... Throw in another subscription if you want it to ignore your pets/children when targeting with lasers.
It's subscriptions all the way down.
ifarteditssmelly t1_itmj1ra wrote
This is supposed to be a joke but deadass this is where the world is heading and I don’t like it fuck a subscription one time payment all the way
diacewrb OP t1_itmpvwd wrote
BMW and John Deere are already ahead of you.
whales-are-assholes t1_itn2n59 wrote
If I remember correctly, some lawsuits are already targeting vehicle based subscription services. Can only see them cropping up more and more as the business model gains more ground.
stevewmn t1_itoldh5 wrote
New Jersey is trying to pass a law against vehicle based subscriptions. They make an exception for services with a recurring cost like self-driving where software changes over the life of the car might require fees from a user. But charging monthly for heated seats, hell no!
tossme68 t1_itnl8ne wrote
I don't think the companies care how they get their money but the customers want opex and not capex so everything is a subscription and nobody owns anything. It's just another accounting trick and when the IRS gets tired of this bullshit the rules will change and so will the model.
1-trofi-1 t1_itowix7 wrote
Rolls royces all ready leases their aircraft engines fkr years.
Now I am not sure about items for individual consumers , but this approach has some advantages. Although to be fair you pay the engine only when it runs and when you service it if it mber correctly.
It allows for convergence of interests since R&R and the airline aim to make the engine as efficient as possible and to last for as much as possible.
The steady income allows R&R to focus on making really good engines without focusing on making a ton of them and just push them around via marketing.
Again this is just for a product without individual consumers as final customers
asdaaaaaaaa t1_itpoxnk wrote
Don't forget needing to have someone "install" it for you, along with paying out the ass for when the poor engineering or software outright fails.
SMAMtastic t1_itlqh2q wrote
Looks menacingly at my back yard
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marigolds6 t1_itltfey wrote
For context, a typical 40 acre field under herbicide control experiencing minimal yield loss has just under 2 million weeds. Without herbicides, you would be looking at more around the 6M-8M range. Cutting the time in half is pretty awesome, but still has a ways to go. (And there is the whole question of which growth stages this can be used during.)
TorontoTom2008 t1_itm3g53 wrote
Agreed. That’s a lot of time towing. Needs a self driving version then clearing the field in 30-40 hrs autonomously is not a big deal
spiderborland t1_itmefkl wrote
ROOMBAS WITH LAZERS!!!
plopseven t1_itlvqjy wrote
So this means food prices will come down….right?!
spiderborland t1_itmehou wrote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh you were serious....
no
morgulbrut t1_itms9w0 wrote
Snoop Dogg does this in half an hour...
funkboxing t1_itlsa22 wrote
The Secret of Nimh 2: Laser Boogaloo
hadleyhu t1_itlzklk wrote
Can they adopt this for kelp farming and use sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads?
Choppergold t1_itm58oc wrote
Is it ill-tempered?
GASeGUY t1_itmvbzg wrote
One day, we’ll be the weeds
Translationerr0r t1_itprgjy wrote
We are already the parasites
dustractedredzorg t1_itpqtud wrote
I saw this at FIRA last week. Very impressive, 90% weed elimination. The two main problems are it is expensive and lasers are effective when plants are small and very little coverage by crop. Nexus Robotics had a mechanical weed picking robot that has a longer efficacy period. Carbon Robotics is about 1 million per robot Nexus about 50k per season. For the Nexus you might have to follow manually to get to 90+% elimination
MallardDrake-_- t1_itmx0wg wrote
Can I buy one for my yard
Shades228 t1_itnagqz wrote
Soon we’ll have sharks with “lasers” to help clean up choral reefs.
jayboker t1_itnlurp wrote
Stoners everywhere collectively gasped…. Then giggled.
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UnicornSlayer5000 t1_itlqo6s wrote
Can I borrow this? My yard is getting out of hand.
redEPICSTAXISdit t1_itm57o0 wrote
Farmer steps up to turn robot off. Schpeww speww 💥💨
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trekxtrider t1_itmhgnl wrote
They have been around for a while, still cool though.
KenBrolack t1_itmtb94 wrote
I use a bic lighter and some zig zags
digitaldigdug t1_itn8qyi wrote
Make one that can kill bugs now
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deepseadinko t1_itnvery wrote
But it costs only 350 million $ for one.
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saml01 t1_itob1gx wrote
They took our jobs
rdog3 t1_itoe6h1 wrote
Anyone know of other agricultural robotic companies like Carbon Robotics that are hiring? New grad here looking for software work in the automation industry, application to agriculture would be awesome!
need_some_answer t1_itofgjz wrote
I need one of these for my yard
whateveryouwant4321 t1_itol2ix wrote
This beats the hell out of roundup.
gruntbuggly t1_itop5z0 wrote
I need a residential version of this for my back yard
MarcusP2 t1_itphzom wrote
The residential version is a propane blowtorch. https://www.jamesshields.com.au/shop/category/weed-burners-and-hoses?keyword=flame%20weeder&gclid=Cj0KCQjwkt6aBhDKARIsAAyeLJ1bV4asSs0NqGjnYdMExVS5ov4ebHGv3fPzCrWZawbVG8pOha0qJysaApiWEALw_wcB
LoMeinCain t1_itosx7p wrote
Can the lasers give us cancer?
Notyourfathersgeek t1_itowvk5 wrote
I need this
sendokun t1_itphaqr wrote
Cool, but the big question, and possibly, the only question is, does it have Bluetooth?
anything2510 t1_itpq2xf wrote
You can’t solve old problems with new technology.
Translationerr0r t1_itprcle wrote
Next up: humans
butterbleek t1_itpzi98 wrote
I want a mini version for my lawn next the cow pastures…
Eupion t1_itq0mdr wrote
I would fucking kill for a handheld laser weed killer! My back and garden would totally appreciate it.
wheenus t1_itltdde wrote
This is how technology should work! No harsh bs chemical just god Ole fashion LASER BEAMS