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beastlike t1_j120z7p wrote

I'm smashing doritos and shotgunning mountain dew while telling some 13 year old specifically how I'd fuck his mother. You think I'm worried about my crusty ass keyboard?

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maddogcow t1_j12vz8h wrote

And besides… keeping an ass keyboard clean ain’t easy

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Automaticfawn t1_j12vl8o wrote

Usually I just eat Doritos but I respect your commitment to the lifestyle

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