Submitted by KNIGHTMARE098 t3_11wm444 in gaming
PapaProto t1_jcytveg wrote
Ahh, how silly! You appear to have made the same spelling mistake here, as you did in your last post!
What you’re actually trying to say is that you want to do a Dawnguard Massacre.
Well, you can achieve this by getting to around lvl30, going to join the Volkihars, becoming a glorious Vampire Lord and establishing dominance over those dreaded Dawnguard.
Remember, it’s spelt D A W N G U A R D.
Enjoy your Dawnguard Massacre!.
KNIGHTMARE098 OP t1_jcyxnff wrote
I want to massacre the Vampires...
I am a Vampire Butcher
Exactly how Gus says, I would kill their infants...
PapaProto t1_jcyy0bi wrote
Noooooo.
KNIGHTMARE098 OP t1_jcz2311 wrote
Yes My Friend
Those Vampires won't be entangling with High Schoolers or College Girls no more once I eradicate them
KNIGHTMARE098 OP t1_jcyxegt wrote
But I did write Dawnguard...
PapaProto t1_jcyxrci wrote
And what would you like to do with the Dawnguard? That’s right! Fight them! Remember it’s the Dawnguard you wanna fight - NOT Vampires.
Mhm, yes yes.
KNIGHTMARE098 OP t1_jcz1nr5 wrote
I will side with the Dawnguard and Butcher every single vampire in existence...
I have a particular set of skills which make me a nightmare for such creatures of the night
If they get in my way then I will look for them, I will find them and I will kill them.
PapaProto t1_jcz4r8l wrote
Which is an amazing sentence given your little Reddit dude, like my little Reddit dude, appears to be of the lordly vampy persuasion.
KNIGHTMARE098 OP t1_jcz7cmf wrote
Mine ain't no Vampire
He is more like Van Helsing
He hunts monsters and easts them for brunch
PapaProto t1_jcz7zpe wrote
Ahh.
KNIGHTMARE098 OP t1_jcz9rid wrote
Yes
He is Arthur Bloodsworth the Knightmare
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