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Venom_is_an_ace t1_je5jbjh wrote

just wait till they find the solid tumor in the stomach that is made out of cheese.

eating all those cheese wheels at once is not always a good thing.

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DrSmirnoffe t1_je76dbt wrote

Wallace from Wallace & Gromit would probably disagree.

He'd still be wrong, but he'd still disagree, 'cause he loves cheese that much.

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leftysrevenge t1_je7c9nn wrote

Plot twist: his animators made him out of cheese

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DrSmirnoffe t1_je7l46j wrote

Honestly, I was thinking more of Wallace going after Father Mendez from Resident Evil 4. The "Big Cheese" would be running scared as that mad Yorkie engineer chases him down in a ramshackle mech, drooling maniacally.

Wallace: "Everybody knows you're made of cheese, Bitores..."

Meanwhile...

Gromit: [silently looks around the village, wondering where everybody's going]

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AveryLazyCovfefe t1_je7gc9s wrote

You're giving me memories to the Wallace and gromit telltale game lol. I actually loved playing that as a kid.

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SleeplessGrimm t1_je9cpbf wrote

He loves cheese so much that when he ran out he built a rocket to got to the moon because he thought it was made of cheese

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DrSmirnoffe t1_je9wqbu wrote

That's what we in the business call dedication. Man's basically a super-scientist.

If he had an arch a'la Venture Bros, who would it be? Maybe that glove-hatted penguin, Feathers McGraw? Piella Bakewell was his arch for a while, but that ended after a tragic ballooning accident.

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E-i8 t1_je7zwsf wrote

My health meter says otherwise.

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Kanthardlywait t1_je7y6cz wrote

In the immortal words of Space Ghost, "Cheese will block you up".

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Zetorio t1_je8ofn2 wrote

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.

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